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01/06/2018

Job Description

Urgent Vacancy :
Designation : Junior Analyst/Analyst
Location : Chandigarh
Vertical : Cable and Telecom Services
Job Type : Full-time
Shift Details : Night/Rotational Shifts
Work Experience : 0-1 Years
Qualification : Any Graduate/Under-Graduate with 6 months experience
Remuneration : INR 2 Lac + P.A.

Any interested person message me at for complete details : 9876659684

24/09/2017

Urgent requirement of Business Development Executive For IT Company.
Job Location: Sec-82, Mohali.
Experience: min 0.6 yr to 1 yr.
Salary will be based on target.
Roles: Bidding on Portals like Upwork & Guru.
Interested candidates can contact: +91-988-8788-571, 91, 42.
or mail your CV at [email protected] | www.falconor.com.

06/07/2017

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago.

25/06/2017

Very important questions to ask your interviewer:

What level of office politics I will have to face if I join your firm?

How many non-performers employees you got ?

Is spending long hours, holidays and weekends in office qualifies as performance?

Is 'Chamchagiri' and spying on how many times colleague gone to washroom will get me promotion?

Is HR is only for hiring and firing?

Is teamwork is only a good para on your website or company actually practice it?

Are you a SHETH and MUNIM firm ?

Is top Boss is someone who is JACK OF ALL TRENDS?

Will my boss micro-manage me?

Will I allowed to use my brain to take right decisions?

16/06/2017

New York is 3 hours ahead of California,

but it does not make California slow.

Someone graduated at the age of 22,

but waited 5 years before securing a good job!

Someone became a CEO at 25,

and died at 50.

While another became a CEO at 50,

and lived to 90 years.

Someone is still single,

while someone else got married.

Obama retires at 55,

but Trump starts at 70.

Absolutely everyone in this world works based on their Time Zone.

People around you might seem to go ahead of you,

some might seem to be behind you.

But everyone is running their own RACE, in their own TIME.

Don’t envy them or mock them.

They are in their TIME ZONE, and you are in yours!

Life is about waiting for the right moment to act.

So, RELAX.

You’re not LATE.

You’re not EARLY.

You are very much ON TIME, and in your TIME ZONE Destiny set up for you.

In conclusion don't rush to get and don't be sad . Keep sweet smile 😊😊😊

16/06/2017

Immediate Opening:

1.Title: Business Development /Inside-Sales
Exp: 0-5 Years (IT Selling)
Openings: 3
2.Title: HR
Exp: 0-2 Years
Openings: 1

Location: Mohali

Pack: Open(As per experience)
Joining: Immediate
Call: 9888788542, 71, 8427089333.