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16/06/2014

Caller: hello Pizza Hunt??
Pizza Hunt: yes sir
Caller: 1 large pizza, 2 small pizza aur ek
coke bhejo
Pizza hunt: Kiske naam pe bheju sir ?
Caller: Allah ke Naam pe dede baba

16/06/2014

Ek Chhoti bachhi apne papa ke sath ja rahi thi
1 Pul par pani bahut tezi se bah raha tha.
Papa:beta daro mat, mera haath pakad lo
Bachhi : nahi papa aap mera haath pakad lo
Papa (muskura kar bole): dono me kya antar hai?
Bachhi:agar mai aapka haath pakdu aur achanak
kuch ho jaye to shayad mai aapka haath chhod
du...lekin agar aap mera haath pakdenge to,
main janti hu ke chahe kuch bhi ho jaye
AAP MERA HAATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE
GREAT LOVE
Ye hota ek father ka pyar apne bachho k liye
"Aaj bhi bacche haath chhod dete hai,
Maa-baap nahi"
Luv ur parents........dendicated to our parents

12/02/2014

Hum tere bin ab reh nahi sakte
Tere bina kya wajood mera (x2)

Tujhse juda gar ho jaayenge
Toh khud se hi ho jaayenge judaa

Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho
Chain bhi, mera dard bhi
Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho

Tera mera rishta hai kaisa
Ik pal door gawara nahi
Tere liye har roz hai jeete
Tujh ko diya mera waqt sabhi
Koi lamha mera na ho tere bina
Har saans pe naam tera

Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho
Chain bhi, mera dard bhi
Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho

Tumhi ho... Tumhi ho...
Tere liye hi jiya main
Khud ko jo yun de diya hai
Teri wafa ne mujhko sambhala
Saare ghamon ko dil se nikala
Tere saath mera hai naseeb juda
Tujhe paake adhoora naa raha hmm..

Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho..
Chain bhi, mera dard bhi
Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho (x2)

19/01/2014

17/01/2014

Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal
rakhti
hai ki kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone
ke baad jab
maine usse kaha ki garam paani ka
jaldi praband
kare to usi wakt paani garam kar
diya|”
Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay
bechaari ko paani.
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”
Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se
bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”

16/01/2014

hiiii

16/01/2014

Khan is best