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28/06/2016

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21/06/2016

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26/04/2016

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23/09/2015

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11/04/2013

I Am So Poor that I pre-analyze before proposing a girl if I would be able to bear her expenses if she agrees.

10/04/2013

rofl XD
#2253
Sometimes when I'm about to fart, I hold it in and
let it build up until I can't hold it in and then I fart
into a big jar of jam then quickly close the lid and
save it for moments. (:
When I'm upset or pi**ed, I open it and smell and it
relaxes me for like 5 days. So, one day, after I farted in a jar, my girlfriend was at my house for
the first time and saw the empty jar, and she
opened it and sniffed it and she fainted. :/
When she woke up, she asked me what was in
the jar and I didn't know what to say so I told him
the truth and now she hasn't spoken to me for a week. I'm scared. What if she wants to break up
with me? What should I do?

10/04/2013

A woman in a Jewlry store, Farts while
bending over to look at a Beautiful
Diamond ring She looks round, embarrassed,& sees the
salesman standing behind her. Totally
professional, he says,
"Good day Madam, How may I help U?" Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her
''accident'' , she asks
"Sir, whats the Price of this lovely Ring?" He answers,
"Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it,
U're going to S**t when I'll tell U the
Price"

09/02/2013

Dear Boys :-
Agar aajkal aapke inbox me sudden hi Girls ke msgs aane lage
hai..
and wo aapki tareefon pe tareefien kiye ja rahi hai ...
sath hi bade pyar se baat kar rahi ho toH ... ♥
Toh SHAWDHAN :/
Jyada hawa me udne ki jarurat nahi hai ..
Wo ladki valetine's day ka jugad dhundne ke mission par
hai :P :D
Uska shikar hone se bache:P =D
"AAPKA SHUBHCHINTAK"

19/12/2012

The girl who was r***d brutally is now dead.... May her soul Rest In Peace. Police should cut both hands and legs of those men..! They are worse than animals.. Shame..!!!!

29/11/2012

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