10/09/2024
Couldn't resist sharing this one...π
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around, that they offered a standing Rs.10,000 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
Many people had tried over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.
One day a woman came in and said "I'd like to try the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said okay, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away.
Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the lady.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the woman clenched her fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the Rs10,000, and asked the lady, "Who are you? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"
Lady replied,
"The name is Seetharaman,
Nirmala Seetharaman."
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