03/04/2026
Pal: Hey
Harrison: Hey
Pal: Bro, Iām still not over what happened yesterday š
Harrison: Same hereā¦ that day was something else š
Pal: Anywayā¦ be honest. Why did you fail the exam?
Harrison: You really want to know? š
Pal: Of course, I need to laugh small š
Harrison: Okayā¦ so I actually studied, like seriously. I didnāt sleep the whole night. Coffee, notes, past papersā¦ everything. I was ready.
Pal: That already sounds suspicious š
Harrison: Listen first! So I entered the exam hall feeling confident. I sat down, they gave me the paperā¦ I opened itā¦
Pal: And? š
Harrison: Broā¦ I didnāt recognize anything š
Pal: WHAT??
Harrison: Iām not joking. The questions looked like they were written in another language. My brain just froze. Everything I studied vanished instantly.
Pal: Thatās actually painful š
Harrison: I tried to calm down. I even told myself, āHarrison, you are a smart guy.ā
Pal: And did it work? š
Harrison: No š I just ended up staring at the paper for 20 minutes. Then I started writing anything that looked relatedā¦ just to fill space.
Pal: So you were freestyling in the exam hall šš
Harrison: Exactly! At one point, I even wrote, āThe answer depends on deeper understandingā because I didnāt know anything š
Pal: Nahhh youāre finished š
Harrison: By the time the exam ended, I knew I was done for.
Pal: Thatās crazyā¦ but at least you were there.
Harrison: Waitā¦ what do you mean āat leastā? š¤Ø
Pal: Me, I didnāt even reach the exam hall š
Harrison: HOW??
Pal: Okay, so listen. That morning I woke up early, feeling serious for once. I even revised a bit. I was about to leaveā¦
Harrison: This is already sounding like a lie š
Pal: I swear itās true! Then I checked my phone and saw a post saying the exam was postponed.
Harrison: Posted where?
Pal: On our class group. It looked real. Even had details and everything. So I said, āAhh nice, more time to prepare.ā
Harrison: š³
Pal: So I relaxed. I removed my shoes, went back to bed, watched some videosā¦ even ordered food. I was enjoying life š
Harrison: This guyā¦
Pal: Then around midday, my phone started ringing like crazy. Calls, messagesā¦
Harrison: Uh oh š
Pal: I picked one call and the guy was shouting, āWhere are you?? The exam is almost over!ā
Harrison: ššš
Pal: I thought he was joking. Then more people started calling. Thatās when my heart dropped.
Harrison: So what did you do?
Pal: I jumped up, wore my clothes in like 30 seconds, and ran out of the house. No breakfast, nothing. I even forgot my pen š
Harrison: Nahhh this is too much š
Pal: I reached the school sweating like I ran a marathon. When I got thereā¦ silence.
Harrison: Donāt tell meā¦
Pal: Everyone was already leaving the exam hall š
Harrison: ššš
Pal: I just stood there like a statue. Even the security guy was looking at me like āyouāre late broā š
Harrison: This is the funniest thing Iāve heard today š
Pal: Itās not funny š my whole future almost ended because of that post
Harrison: Waitā¦ what post exactly?
Pal: The one that said āExam postponed till next week.ā It even had the school logo and everything.
Harrison: š³
Pal: Yeahā¦ why?
Harrison: Broā¦ donāt get angry š
Pal: Say it now š
Harrison: I thinkā¦ I might know something about that post š
Pal: WHAT DO YOU MEAN??
Harrison: I was just joking around the night before. I made a fake announcement and sent it to the groupā¦ I didnāt think anyone would believe it š
Pal: ā¦
Harrison: ā¦
Pal: HARRISONNNN ššš
Harrison: Iām sorry bro š I thought people would ignore it
Pal: IGNORE?? I trusted that post with my whole life š
Harrison: I didnāt know youād take it seriously š
Pal: Because it looked REAL!!! Even the logo was there!
Harrison: I copied it from an old notice š
Pal: You almost destroyed me š
Harrison: At least now we both failed together š
Pal: Donāt include me in your nonsense š
Harrison: Come on broā¦ teamwork š
Pal: Next time your ājokesā will send me to the grave š
Harrison: Relax, Iāll make it up to you
Pal: You betterā¦ starting with buying me food š
Harrison: Deal š
Pal: And never post fake updates again
Harrison: Lesson learnedā¦ maybe š
Pal: I donāt trust that āmaybeā š
