03/04/2026
Pal: Hey
Harrison: Hey
Pal: Bro, I’m still not over what happened yesterday 😭
Harrison: Same here… that day was something else 💀
Pal: Anyway… be honest. Why did you fail the exam?
Harrison: You really want to know? 😭
Pal: Of course, I need to laugh small 😂
Harrison: Okay… so I actually studied, like seriously. I didn’t sleep the whole night. Coffee, notes, past papers… everything. I was ready.
Pal: That already sounds suspicious 😂
Harrison: Listen first! So I entered the exam hall feeling confident. I sat down, they gave me the paper… I opened it…
Pal: And? 👀
Harrison: Bro… I didn’t recognize anything 😭
Pal: WHAT??
Harrison: I’m not joking. The questions looked like they were written in another language. My brain just froze. Everything I studied vanished instantly.
Pal: That’s actually painful 😭
Harrison: I tried to calm down. I even told myself, “Harrison, you are a smart guy.”
Pal: And did it work? 😂
Harrison: No 😭 I just ended up staring at the paper for 20 minutes. Then I started writing anything that looked related… just to fill space.
Pal: So you were freestyling in the exam hall 😭😂
Harrison: Exactly! At one point, I even wrote, “The answer depends on deeper understanding” because I didn’t know anything 💀
Pal: Nahhh you’re finished 😭
Harrison: By the time the exam ended, I knew I was done for.
Pal: That’s crazy… but at least you were there.
Harrison: Wait… what do you mean “at least”? 🤨
Pal: Me, I didn’t even reach the exam hall 😭
Harrison: HOW??
Pal: Okay, so listen. That morning I woke up early, feeling serious for once. I even revised a bit. I was about to leave…
Harrison: This is already sounding like a lie 😂
Pal: I swear it’s true! Then I checked my phone and saw a post saying the exam was postponed.
Harrison: Posted where?
Pal: On our class group. It looked real. Even had details and everything. So I said, “Ahh nice, more time to prepare.”
Harrison: 😳
Pal: So I relaxed. I removed my shoes, went back to bed, watched some videos… even ordered food. I was enjoying life 😭
Harrison: This guy…
Pal: Then around midday, my phone started ringing like crazy. Calls, messages…
Harrison: Uh oh 👀
Pal: I picked one call and the guy was shouting, “Where are you?? The exam is almost over!”
Harrison: 😭😭😭
Pal: I thought he was joking. Then more people started calling. That’s when my heart dropped.
Harrison: So what did you do?
Pal: I jumped up, wore my clothes in like 30 seconds, and ran out of the house. No breakfast, nothing. I even forgot my pen 😭
Harrison: Nahhh this is too much 😂
Pal: I reached the school sweating like I ran a marathon. When I got there… silence.
Harrison: Don’t tell me…
Pal: Everyone was already leaving the exam hall 😭
Harrison: 💀💀💀
Pal: I just stood there like a statue. Even the security guy was looking at me like “you’re late bro” 😭
Harrison: This is the funniest thing I’ve heard today 😂
Pal: It’s not funny 😭 my whole future almost ended because of that post
Harrison: Wait… what post exactly?
Pal: The one that said “Exam postponed till next week.” It even had the school logo and everything.
Harrison: 😳
Pal: Yeah… why?
Harrison: Bro… don’t get angry 😭
Pal: Say it now 👀
Harrison: I think… I might know something about that post 😅
Pal: WHAT DO YOU MEAN??
Harrison: I was just joking around the night before. I made a fake announcement and sent it to the group… I didn’t think anyone would believe it 😭
Pal: …
Harrison: …
Pal: HARRISONNNN 😭😭😭
Harrison: I’m sorry bro 😭 I thought people would ignore it
Pal: IGNORE?? I trusted that post with my whole life 😭
Harrison: I didn’t know you’d take it seriously 😂
Pal: Because it looked REAL!!! Even the logo was there!
Harrison: I copied it from an old notice 😭
Pal: You almost destroyed me 😭
Harrison: At least now we both failed together 💀
Pal: Don’t include me in your nonsense 😭
Harrison: Come on bro… teamwork 😂
Pal: Next time your “jokes” will send me to the grave 😭
Harrison: Relax, I’ll make it up to you
Pal: You better… starting with buying me food 😒
Harrison: Deal 😂
Pal: And never post fake updates again
Harrison: Lesson learned… maybe 😏
Pal: I don’t trust that “maybe” 😭
