Amos ndorobo

03/01/2025

Ukijiskia kuchoka kumbuka Jacob had to work for another seven years so as to marry the woman of his dreams after bring tricked by his inlaws 😒

03/01/2025

Nobody watches you harder than people who doubted you. Give them a good show!

01/01/2025

Happy New Year 2025

31/12/2024

You live with your wife and the maid. One Saturday morning, your wife goes to the market. A while later, you go to take a bath to go out. The maid also takes the opportunity to go and bathe in her own bathroom.
Whilst you two were in your bathrooms, Madam came back home to pick the phone she forgot. Then the doorbell rings. Remember, you are bathing, but didn’t know the maid was also taking her bath, so you continued with no worries, and your wife was all along on the bell.
Not understanding why the maid is yet to get the door, you tie your towel, your curved tool making a bulge in the towel, you rush out of the bath and head to the door.
Getting to the living room, you find the maid already opening the door with wrapper tied to her chest, sumptuous bossom popping through the lightly wet wrapper tied to her chest, curvaceous buttocks seeming bare in the very light ankara.
Madam enters and sees the maid wet with wrapper tied around her chest, and you, oga, also wet with towel tied around your loins...
Madam looks at both of you weirdly and asks what was going on and why it took so long for both of you to show up, in that state, and together.
Now, your wife doesn’t know what we know...
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03/07/2024

I had known this gender activist who is my age mate a long time before this encounter.

She's been single ever since i knew her and early this year she proved to me why she's single the hard way.

Anyway her work mean that we can't avoid interaction as we both deal with Adolescent and young population issues in our county

It had been 5 years of her denying me those things of hers until I thought she probably wasn't doing men as most female activists are le****ns. I was wrong.

We had already booked different rooms after the conference on Day one and we had three days to go. I was presenting the following day and had my presentation ready just final touches so i called her on phone.

On other days she would not come after saying " yes ill see". She would not even remember telling me so the following day.

That day she knocked at my door at around 9 pm. I could see she was only covering herself with the towel as she entered and dropped herself on the bed. I quickly shut down the lap top and joined her. She a tall lady the one you see with no nyash in public but when she undresses boom nyash so big!. She was pearl shaped, yes those ones.

So after beating her drums hard two times it was 1am. I wanted us to sleep or she leave me alone. Then as we lay there naked with lights on i asked " so why were you taking me round and round. "

Her: I didn't think you were having money and that time i was looking for money not love.

Me: So now you not looking for money

Her: says who? ...still looking for money

Me: So how much is my bill? (A joke i would soon regret kumbe!)

Her: Two shots? Do you have 1k there?

Me: (Lieng to her) I have 3 hundred the change after i paid for this room iam waiting for the *Colours organisation to reimburse me

Her: Look if you don't have money then ayam the one f**kn you. Never say you fckd Elsie. (Her hand now on my D)

Me: What are you doing?

Her : Fu**in you

Me: Leave the thing to rest baana

Her : Thats upon me to decide

12/05/2024

Mi nipewe hizo mbili za juu na utoe once sio mojamoja🫣🫣

02/04/2024

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14/07/2023

07/07/2023

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01/07/2023

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