01/08/2021
RULES TO TEACH YOUR SON:
1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down. It's discourteous.
2. If a woman says no, move to the next.
3. Don't be a simp or wimp. Live unapologetically.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Being nice and generous will not get you laid.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. When another man shares a secret with you, keep it safe.
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. Don't f**k someone's wife.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to talk to approach any woman you desire. You lose nothing.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. Use a deodorant. Look good. Smell nice. Don't smell like a he-goat.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Have no time for any woman who uses s*x as a reward or a weapon.
22. If she(not wife in this case) disrespect you, LEAVE.
23. After writing an angry email or message, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Take care of your offspring. Don't let your seeds scatter.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. As a leader, give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Take time to spend with your kids, they love you so much and are always happy to see you.
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. If ever in doubt, remember whose son you are and REFUSE to just be ordinary!
32. In all things lead by example not explanation.
33. Dress how you want to be addressed.
34. Don't send fare. S*x isn't something she gives you or you receive after payment.
35. Be blessed
