Handling and facing the reality of LIFE by Mwlm Joskas s/o Lora

06/01/2025

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in 1987 the Kikuyu and the Kalenjin communities decided to have a drinking competition.

A week before the competition, Kalenjin sent chelal to Murang'a to confirm if the competition will be held.

On arrival, the people of Murang'a brought 10 ltrs of their strongest brewed beer (Muratina).

Chelal asked if he could taste and he was permitted to.

Instead of just tasting, he finished 10Ltrs at once, and said ''This is ok 😁... Now where is the main beer?''

People were all shocked because nobody had ever taken more than 5 glasses of this beer and stood breathing!

Then they asked him, 'Are you among the competitors? Chelal said, 'Me? Nooooo! I didn't qualify...!!
Competition was cancelled.🤣🤣🤣

06/01/2025

This life needs someone to take the first step and do something for the people you love. This life really needs everyone to be vigilant,brave and courageous. Above all everyone needs to think outside the box and be optimistic when facing life. Opportunities come and pass,the big question will always be what you made out of the opportunities that you had. It's the high time you start thinking about your life,think about your family and think about your friends. Join the company that makes you grow spiritually, mentally and financially... It's all about growth.
Remember you pay your own bills and other people's opinions don't ,You are yourself when you make decisions for yourself and every decision has a consequence at the end of the day.
Make wise decisions everyday.
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31/10/2024

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16/10/2024

An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the Pilot's cockpit when he saw a book titled, "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS (Volume 1).

He opened the first (1st) page, which said: "To start the engine, press the red button...." He did so, and the airplane engine started....

He was happy and opened the next page...

"To get the aeroplane moving, press the blue button..."He did so, and the plane started moving at an amazing speed....

He wanted to fly, so he opened the third (3rd) page, which said: To let the aeroplane fly, please press the green button...

"He did so, and the plane started to fly.. He was excited..!!

After twenty (20) minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land, so he decided to go to the fourth (4th) page....

And....page four (4) says; "To know how to land an aeroplane, please purchase Volume 2 at the nearest bookshop!"

Moral of the Story
1. Never attempt anything without complete information.

2. Half education is not only dangerous but destructive!

3. Stay in your lane; stick to what you know and you are good at.
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29/04/2024

😂😂😂
in 1987 the Kikuyu and the Kalenjin communities decided to have a drinking competition.

A week before the competition, Kalenjin sent chelal to Murang'a to confirm if the competition will be held.

On arrival, the people of Murang'a brought 10 ltrs of their strongest brewed beer (Muratina).

Chelal asked if he could taste and he was permitted to.

Instead of just tasting, he finished 10Ltrs at once, and said ''This is ok 😁... Now where is the main beer?''

People were all shocked because nobody had ever taken more than 5 glasses of this beer and stood breathing!

Then they asked him, 'Are you among the competitors? Chelal said, 'Me? Nooooo! I didn't qualify...!!
Competition was cancelled.🤣🤣🤣

29/03/2024

One day a woman wanted to know how the husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and then hid under the bed...When the husband came back home, saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same paper and then began to sing and dance changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialled someone then said: "Hey babe, am just changing clothes then will join you, as for the other fool it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her and has left. I was wrong..really wrong to have married her, I wish I had known you earlier. See you soon honey!" The husband walked out of the room and left. In tears and very upset, the woman got up from under the bed and decided to go and read what the husband wrote on the letter. When she got the letter, it said: "I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call.. I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal... 😜

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29/03/2024

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23/03/2024

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11/03/2024

This incredible human being brings his 19 year old dog to the lake everyday, to give him couple hours of sleep and sweet dreams. Shep can not sleep - he suffers from chronic arthritis. The joints hurt so much that the animal could barely pull on its hind legs.
To save the animal from its torments, veterinarians offer to give it a lethal injection. However, the owner
he can not do that to his friend who saved him from su***de in the past.
And now, to ease the pain of his four-legged friend, the man carries him to the lake and holds him in his arms for several hours so that he can sleep.
Words cannot express this. When you give love, it comes back to you ten times over.
"I want people to remember that when they see these shots," said Shep's owner. ❤️
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02/03/2024

THE LEGLESS BEGGAR 2

Learn From This Story.

"Over the years, that boy has grown into an old man and he is now me. I just told you a story about myself, thereby answering your question. I survived but lost both legs from the incident"

Both the father and son were marveled. Then the old beggar concluded.

"My story has a powerful lesson about anger and revenge, you should take away. You should learn to control your anger, or else you would be pushed to inflict vengeance, which would not only hurt others, but also yourself. I was so angry and desperate, I wanted that revenge so bad that I didn't realize how stupid I was. Anger can make you take stupid actions that you would live forever to regret. You see, if I had controlled my anger and walked home after the crocodile ate my donkey, I wouldn't be the 'legless beggar' you see today. It's important you learn to forgive those who hurt you, and move on with your life. Not because they deserve it, but because you deserve peace.

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02/03/2024

THE LEGLESS BEGGAR

Learn From This Story.

One day, a rich kid was walking with his dad when he saw an old legless beggar on the street, begging for alms. The boy stopped his dad immediately and walked up to the disabled beggar.

"Hey sir, can I ask you a question?" he asked him.

"Yes you can" the old man replied.

Then the boy said.

"What happened to your legs? Why are they missing?"

A look of shame showed on the dad's face as he whispered into his son's ears.

"Hey, you should never ask people inappropriate questions"

The old man heard it. He paused for a moment, then said to the little boy.

"Can I tell you a short story?"

The boy nodded his head. Then old man said.

"It's a true story about a young boy, and you should pay keen attention"

"Okay"

The old man started speaking.

"There was a boy who had a donkey he loved so much. He called him Banjo, and he was his best companion. One day, he went to bathe in the river and had taken the donkey with him for a bath. Unfortunately, a huge crocodile suddenly leaped out of the water and grabbed the donkey, dragging him deep in the water. The boy couldn't save his donkey. He screamed so hard as he watched poor Banjo being killed. He became so angry like a volcano. Burning with anger, he must wreak vengeance, so he jumped into the river to fight the ferocious crocodile. But it didn't turn out good as another crocodile attacked the boy and started devouring him... The end"

Having listened to the story, the kid wagged his head, then asked.

"So, what happened to the boy afterwards? Or was he also killed?"

The old man paused for a moment, then said.

"Over the years, that boy has grown into an old man and ...
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29/02/2024

Kati ya Contragulations 🎊 na Cholocate 🍫 jina gani umesoma vibaya? 😂😂
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