Lewietech car dealer

31/01/2026

Tafuta 100k

Tafuta Lawyer. Especially wale wa TV na kizungu mingi k**a Danstan.

Enter into a deal

Ukiskia Government is starting a new project

Instruct your lawyer akimbie kotini

Asimamishe iyo kitu kwa sababu sio Poa

Cite Public Participation

Na Public interest

Targets zile projects serikali inakimbiza

Hapo kunakuanga na mchezo ya taon mingi

File case and relax

Kuna mtu atakutafuta tuu

Huwezi miss 200k per case k**a lawyer amelipwa yake to grease your hand so that you withdraw the case.

Target 1 case per month

Ukipewa yako unawithdraw case. Negotiation wachia magistrates, judges na lawyer. Usiwe na tamaa kula 200k pekee

And you are living in this city like ‘mido class’

Waanze kukuliza huendi kazi unashindanga Serena hotel kwani unafanya kazi wapi na saa ngapi?

Note government is doing something everyday.

Kazi yako ni kutafutana na Gazette Notices.

Hii taon inataka ujanja kidogo tuu

25/09/2025

THE LIFE OF A CAR BROKER IN MOMBASA

A) Short lived Extravagance: Broker makes a sale after 8 weeks in the cold outside KRA gate showrooms. Money brings out the Kiburi in Him.
That evening after getting commission He Heads over to Zero four along Moi Avenue calls all His Cronies(other wolf pack brokers). They order serious food & Alcohol at the club all paid for in advance so as to show case His Financial might to the group ofLadies sitted right next to them at the club.
The ladies smelling Gold jump in. His Level of Kiburi gets more elevation! He reaches for His phone & steps aside . Calls Kevo the Car Hire guy, " " Kevo uko na Prado ya hire?"
" Nipe Siku Tatu na Ufanye 8K per day. Naskuma doh saa huu" Niletee gari hapa Moi Avenue
(Mpesa Confirmed Kshs. 24,000 sent to Kevin.)

Meanwhile Kevin on the side : Leo inakaa Paulo Ameuza Ka Beast (TX & above)
(Mpesa Confirmed you have received Kshs. 24,000 from Paulo.)

Minutes later Kevo delivers the car Keys in style infront of the Ladies at the round table. "Mkubwa ! Nishaleta gari pole nimechelewa. Nilipata emergency nikapitisha kazi kidogo. Hii Gari yako nime ipea Heshima sana !"

The ladies stare at each other undecided on who will go home with Paulo. The most beautiful one heads over & sits by His Side. Kevo hangs around for 15 minutes,does one beer & leaves.

Paulo ,His friends & the ladies Tandika Sherehe till 1:00am midnight. He grabs the car Keys & All leave in the 7 seater TX. Paulo drives as the rest sit at the back. Head over to some hotel in ganjoni & books rooms for each one of the brokers to spend the night with their honies.

The following morning about pesa bado iko. The broker Takes His TX to bamburi to check on His friends there. Gari half tank !
Saturday night at Club Mios Bamburi ! Sherehe Inapepetwa design Messi hupepeta Ball.
Different babes & friends.
Next day Paulo is left with 10,000 bob.
Thats when Reality Hits. It dawns on Him that He has not paid Rent & sent child support for His Kid

10/07/2025

WHEELIAM is clearly messing with the wrong generation. Either he has lost touch with the reality, or those around him are just helping him hammer the final nails into his own political coffin.

Choose your favorite picture from the ones below. In the meantime, let me leave him with a Sugoi Express proverb that says, “When an elder starts speaking nonsense, the children begin to see him as one of them.”

30/10/2024

A couple of days ago I was on the phone with my mother and she spoke to me about some family members.

At the end of her emotional speech, I told her something that I’m sure she never expected.

I told her that the stories of suffering of anyone does not move me. Everyone is suffering one thing or another.

The stories of hardship of anyone does not move me. People all over the world are facing more severe hardships.

The tears of anyone do not move me. Everyone has something to cry about.

I’m not moved by any pathetic story. For every two you tell me, I have double to tell you in return and some have dozens.

What moves me is when I hear that Okeke is building so and so thing, and these are efforts he has committed to it, but now he needs all the support he can get.

What moves me is that Ahmed just launched so and so business and even though it failed the first time, he did not give up. He’s still fighting to set the business sail again.

Telling me the steps anyone is taking to better his or her life moves me, not how much they are suffering or hungry, or giving a dozen excuses why they are doing nothing.

I’m more interested in what someone is doing to help him or herself, not how much they need help.

I told her to pass my message across to those she was advocating for and let them know that help will locate them when they start fighting and helping themselves rather than sitting their a** down, waiting for a messiah.

She said calmly from the other side of the phone “Now I know how you have been able to remain standing so strong despite all the challenges and difficulties you have faced.”

So today I’m telling you:

Before you go asking for help, make sure you are doing something meaningful to help yourself.

Lay the foundation first and you will find people faster to put bricks on it. Close your eyes and imagine the truthfulness of this post.

KAA

29/07/2024

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20/07/2024

🙆😱😱😱😱😱
1. It's raining and you are telling
somebody's daughter to enter your house,
Are you Noah:/?🙃😅😅
2. My friend has been forcing me to marry
,so that he can take advantage of my wife
while am away ,Since I hate arguing I
married his sister
I serve the living God😎🤣🤣
.
3. And someone is asking me what I do
for a living, you think living in Kenya is a
small job? I live in Kenya for a living.😹🙃
.
4. In Kenya, The more dangerous the area
is, the cheaper the Beer😅😅🙆🏾‍♂️
5. Nobody knows how to listen and
interpretes footsteps like Africans having
unfaithful s*x while in the room
LADY: Somebody is coming ??
MAN: No they are going
Bunch of fornicators🙆🏾‍♂️😆😁😁
6. Dear single ladies, When he gives you an
engagement ring, kindly buy him a wrist
watch, Make him to know too that time is money 💰.🙃🙃😹
.
7. I also had to laugh in an interview with a
security guard.
Interviewer: Do you know English and how
to speak fluently.
Job seeker: Will the thieves come from
England?. If there is no job just tell me😮‍💨🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️
8. As a Kenyan, you should know that its
not all marriages begin with ,"Will you
marry me?"
Some begin with,"Kevo I'm pregnant "😋😹😹
9. No woman wants a man who is
everywhere,commenting on every
woman's picture wow wow wow are you an
ambulance. Guys.. Get sense🙃😹😹

10. Bro even if you hold her waist from
Nairobi to Mombasa, doesn't mean that
she belongs to you, because even Satan is
from Genesis to Revelation but doesn't
belong to the kingdom of God🙌😇.
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08/06/2024

Hello,allow me to re-introduce myself.
I'm Lewis kimanthi
I'm a graduate from CIT(coast institute of Technology) Kenya and also a social media manager//marketer,dealing with car marketing, Online services (online cyber).
I also buy and resell cars on behalf.
For Social Media marketing feel free to contact me on 0798698753 or [email protected]
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06/06/2024