18/05/2025
He who educates a girl child educates a community. Mambeet took the quote at its face value. As the Vice Chancellor of our prestigious Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST), I can confirm we have received a new student, Arap Uria, who's interested in pursuing a Bachelor of Arts in Soil Engineering and Dust Mitigation.
Arap Uria is my veeery good friend. I call him Mambeet. But here in K-DUST, we don't involve friendship in the field of academia, so he must chop rice like the rest. Mambeet decided to play the parenting role to a woman whom they met at Kapchorwa Wines & Spirits, where he had visited to irrigate his throat while balancing his poverty against reality.
After a series of dates hapa na pale, Arap Uria won the tender to supply electricity along Kilgoris Lane, na kwa kweli, our boy didn't disappoint. As the Kalenjin proverb says, "The shorter the kwondo, the sweeter the tyondo." Indeed, Uria was locked. After a series of diameter measuring as far as horizontal engineering is concerned, the two were blessed with a young pikin.
Out of excitement, Uria decided to open a business for the young lady. As if that wasn't enough, Uria opened another business for the soon-to-be mother-in-law. But because simps never learn, Arap Uria decided to pay university fees for the young damsel. Where her parents failed, Uria decided to give it a try.
He played her father's role. He went too far, forgetting that his only mission was to eat the food that faces the earth and leave the queue for the next potential guy. A man should never start a relationship by saving women from their mess. Do not elevate her, it's that simple.
After the young lady finished campus and graduated courtesy of Uria's aid, she went and looked for his type,,,you know, those with degrees and well-functioning brains. Now Arap Uria has come out crying foul that all is not well.
His utterances show that our boy is indeed heartbroken, na nikama amewachwa akiwa paralyzed. When he
