Blue Canyon Real Estate

Blue Canyon Real Estate we deal in Handcrafted fine leather wallets, journals, belts, and keyrings. Perfect Gifts for Him & Her. All our products can be personalized with initials

01/06/2020

Extendable Tripod For Smart Phone Camera With Holder

06/09/2017

large format printing.. for better quality, call us now. or sms👌

25/04/2016
14/04/2016

This is an awesome gift to our love once... @ Rixnet solutions we will customise your mug as you desire. for example, take a pic and have it printed on the mag!

06/03/2016
20/05/2014
07/06/2012

Girls night out joke
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to p*e. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

07/06/2012

There are four kinds of s*x :

HOUSE S*X - When you are newly married and have s*x all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM S*X - After you have been married for a while, you only have s*x in the bedroom.

HALL S*X - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F**K YOU"

COURTROOM S*X - When your wife and her lawyer f**k you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

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