13/04/2012
Things To Do In An Elevator
1) When there's only one other
person in the elevator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend
it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend
they give you a shock. Smile, and
go back for more.
3) Call the Mathare Hotline from
your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.
4) Bring a camera and take
pictures of everyone in the
elevator.
5) Move your desk into the
elevator and whenever anyone
gets on, ask if they have an
appointment.
6)Bring football and ask people if
they would like to play.
7) Leave a box in the corner, and
when someone gets on, ask them
if they can hear ticking.
8) Pretend you are a flight
attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the
passengers.
9) When the doors close,
announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"
10) Grimace painfully while
smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just
shut up!"
11) Crack open your briefcase or
purse, and while peering inside,
ask, "Got enough air in there?"
12) Stand silently and motionless
in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.
13) Wear a puppet on your hand
and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
14) Listen to the elevator walls
with your stethoscope.
15) Draw a little square on the
floor with chalk and announce to
the other passengers, "This is MY
personal space!"
