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29/08/2025

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I felt betrayed by Phyna, she said the dangote group told her they were afraid of me and didn't want me on that case.

So when it was time to go to meet with the dangote group, she went alone with her own lawyer.

So I have to just be on my own. Now I am just seeing her crying online that the Dangote group are trying to cut corners and not standing by their agreement

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What are your thoughts 💭

07/07/2025

A Mad Man Walked Into the Bank… And Taught Everyone a Lesson. 🏦💡

A man, poorly dressed and seemingly not in his right mind, handed a cheque to a bank teller and said calmly,
“I’d like to withdraw N5,000.”

The teller glanced at him and replied coldly,
“For withdrawals under N10,000, use the ATM. Please step aside, there’s a queue.”

The man said nothing…
Instead, he handed the cheque back and said,
“Okay, then help me withdraw all the money in my account.”

Out of curiosity, the teller checked the account balance… 😳
N3.8 BILLION.

He froze. His tone changed instantly.
“My apologies sir. We currently don’t have that much cash on hand. Could you kindly come back tomorrow?”

The man asked,
“How much can I withdraw now?”
“Up to N300,000,” the teller replied.

The man smiled,
“Alright. Give me N300,000 please.”

The teller quickly complied, treating him with the utmost respect.

Then came the twist…

The man took N5,000 and said,
“Please deposit the remaining N295,000 back into my account.”

😮 The entire bank fell silent.

Moral of the story:
Never judge people by appearance.
Respect is not about what someone wears or how they look.
Every human being deserves kindness.
Rules are good — but wisdom is better.

✅ Stay humble.
✅ Don’t overrate yourself.
✅ And treat EVERYONE with respect.

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27/05/2025

When they say provide a picture of you lying down naked😂😂

27/05/2025

When you're over excited cos it's children's day

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25/03/2025

CRAZY 😳😳

So Teni has been writing Chris Brown for over 5 years without getting a reply . Last week she decided to tell Davido that she will like Chris brown to listen to her song and may be give her a verse . Davido immediately told her to come to the USA 🇺🇸, called Chris Brown and they linked up . Chris Brown listened and ended up saying he will give her a verse for FREE cus of Davido .

Bro there is something about Davido , man carries Grace and loves helping .

Moral lesson : We truly rise by lifting others .

24/03/2025

BREAKING NEWS 🚨‼️

American basketballer, IMAN SHUMPERT and his wife TEYANA TAYLOR's dîvorce has been finalized and Teyana will hereby receive the following;

▪️$10-million in cash
▪️4 houses worth $10-million
▪️Luxury cars: A Maybach worth $300k, A Mercedes-Benz Sprinter worth $80k, and A Tour Bus worth $700k
▪️She will also retain full ownership to her own companies even after taking 75% of her husbands wealth
▪️Iman Shumpert will be paying $8k in child support every month and paying for his kids tuition and hospital bills.

Iman Shumpert registered his entire fortune in a joint account with his wife when they were married, and now he's left with just about $2-million and no house to stay.

23/03/2025

Things Girls Need To Know 😊

1. Spērm stays alive for about five days when released inside of you👏👌

2.You should use at least 3-4 pãds a day🥴

3. Tampōns won't bréak your vīrgīn😝

4. Don't send your núde to any guy🥺

5. If you have s£x with your boyfrieñd....Your boyfrieñd's future wife cannot guess if he's a vīrgīn or not, he can līe about it ...but your húsband will know if you've had s£x ..be wise... boyfrieñd dey different from húsband 😌

6. Try to wear black on your first and second day of mênstrūatīon🙂

7. Expôsing half of your brëāst to everyone is not s£xy...it's just called showing food to everyone🤷

8. It's not by fōrce that the skírt must be shôrt...medium sized is alright please 🤭

9. If a guy ask for your number...it's not by fōrce that you must be rùde🙄

10. Don't try to know your best friend boyfrieñd...to avøid compliçātions 🙃

11. Doing heavy makeup all the time lessēns your beauty😃

12. Abeg try to be remøving those long lāshes from time to time🤗😮

13. Foll0w your dream...no be only housewife you go dey do 😒

14. Having lúst for a guy is alright...you aren't a saint 😘

15. You're pretty...bless me with a picture

Don't fôrget to Líke my profile Sháres and invites your friends for more 👉👉
Love you all and remain bless 🙏🙏🙏🙏
One love ♥️♥️💯💯💯

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04/01/2025

I DON'T GET INVOLVED ROMANTICALLY WITH SMALL BOYS. LAST TIME I DID, IT ALMOST GOT ME WASHING DISHES AT A RESTAURANT IN ABUJA.

-Nancy Isime

"A lot of men in my DM, some making monetary offers to me to "encourage me to keep staying beautiful" as they put it.

Well, I appreciate them all, even if I do not respond to most messages like that in my DM; in my leisure time, I just flip through to have a good laugh because of some funny messages I get from men in my DM.

One time, I responded to this handsome guy who had been in my DM for about three years; as I went through his Instagram page, he was looking okay; he drives a G-wagon Brabus and poses in private jets.

I accepted a date offer from him; after all, he is capable of hosting me from his class, as displayed on Instagram.

We got to this very cool, calm restaurant built like a cave, I mean a very smooth place that can stir up romantic feelings.

I didn't order much; I think all I ordered was between 378k naira, and we were having a smooth conversation with happiness all over the air.

Uncle's phone rang, and he excused himself to take the 'business call.' I gave him the go-ahead, but that was it. Uncle never came back. The next thing, uncle posted a selfie we took together at the restaurant on IG for likes on the gram.

Well, I sorted myself out; see, my point is that mature men don't behave like that. All these small boys just want to prove a point and I am not the person for that!"

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