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SHOCKING QUESTION.....Who signed the 1914 Amalgamation?Nnamdi Azikiwe was born in 1904(was 10years old when the 1914 tre...
24/03/2019

SHOCKING QUESTION.....

Who signed the 1914 Amalgamation?

Nnamdi Azikiwe was born in 1904(was 10years old when the 1914 treaty was signed)

Obafemi Awolowo was born in 1909(was 5years old when the 1914 treaty was signed)

Abubakar Tafawa Balewa was born in 1912(was 2years old before it was signed)

Ahmadu Bello was born in 1910(was 4years old before it was signed)

Michael Okpara was born in 1920(the treaty has been signed 6years before he was born)

Who and who signed these papers on 1914 and called it amalgamation of the Northern Region and Southern Region, that we shall live together as one family without War, Marginalization, Conflict of interest and crisis.
These Nationalists I mentioned above are still sucking breast at the time of this agreement.

You can't mix Red Oil and Palm kernel Oil together to get a good result.

You can't play Jazz and Etigi or skelewu in the club house at the same time and expect a good dance.

Is it that we are learning how to spell Democracy in our country or the teacher does not know how to teach?
Our problems started in 1914 because we don't know who signed it and their names and intentions for signing it.
If the so called imperialists white signed it in the midnight while we were sleeping, the c**k has crown, we have brushed our teeth, and taken our baths. Our eyes have opened to look for the amalgamation treaty and do something about it.

No Northerner can sleep with his eyes closed in the Southern part of Nigeria and no Southerner can do the same in the North. Inter marriage is a Taboo.

After 100years we are still importing toothpicks, going abroad for medical checkup, our lucrative cash crops has gone to moribund, Education for all by the year 2050, Unemployment is a baptismal name for graduates, a police officer cannot boast of his work because of vestige of his salary, our Obasanjo Space Center and Satellite Office at Abuja can not trace the location of Sambisa Forest.

And I repeat it again, who and who signed this treaty?

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14/03/2019

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01/11/2018

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In Nigeria where I come from, the statement "abeg help me fast forward am go back small" is correct..............................................

04/03/2017

Dear Nigerian,

It is 'Prompt and Plain' not Pump and Plane.

Thank you!

23/02/2017

PHONE LANGUAGE I WISH YOU COULD REMEMBER
..Do not say: I saw your missed call..Say: I missed your call
..Do not say: Your voice is cracking..Say: The line is breaking
..Do not say: Flash me ..Say: Give me a drop-call, beep me or give me a beep
..Do not say: I am hearing you..Say: I can hear you
..Do not say: Come again ..Say: I can't hear you.

26/01/2017

If you use any of these phone brands;

Samsung, Infinix, Tecno, Itel, IPhone, Nokia, Sony Ericsson, Blackberry, HTC and other related Android phones. Do not charge or plug your phone immediately your light is restored.

Wait for like 30minutes before you plug your phone especially when your phone battery is very low or dead.

This is because if you plug your phone immediately, your battery will start charging...

Thank you for reading !!! I'm in my house if you like come and beat me.😂

22/07/2016

Girls, Let Me Teach You People How To Chat:
1. Always be appreciative when a guy tries to make you laugh. One of the major chat killer is when you have a low sense of humour, how you response to a joke goes a long way in making the chat interesting. Its so annoying when a guy crack a very funny joke to a girl and all she could reply is "lol" or "smiles".... So annoying.
2. One other chat killer is when you lack continuity, its not nice to be using a mono-syllabic mode of chatting. Some girls will be the first to inbox you...for example;
Girl: Hey
Guy: hello how are u?
Girl: fine.
Guy: how was ur day?
Girl: Kul.
Haba...At least have the decency to ask how his own day went na. i.e
Guy: how was ur day?
Girl: Kul, and urs?
If you don't know, that's what keeps a conversation going.
3. When someone deliberately exaggerates, please flow along with him, he's just trying to be funny. Don't give a dry response. For example;
Guy: what are you doing now?
Girl: eating
Guy: ok should I come and join you?
Girl: mtchww...me that stays in Lagos, so I should stop eating and wait for you to come from Abuja right? Mumu, he was just joking!
4. Please if you know you're busy with something, then don't come online. Stop
replying a message after 9hrs or even days. Some will just leave when the chat is getting interesting without saying bye, they will just leave you waiting for their replies
5. Its a conversation and not an interview. Ask questions too. Don't make him to be asking all the questions.
6. No where in the Bible or Quran or the constitution that a guy should be the one to always start a chat, learn to also start a conversation too.
7. Stop asking for recharge cards through a chat, believe me it makes a chat
BORING.
Hope You Got That???

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