07/04/2026
So Easter Sunday, my friend and I decided to behave like rich aunties on vacation… no stress, just vibes and “let’s try something new” energy 😌✨
We dressed up, stepped out, and started ordering food with confidence we did not have. “Yes, bring that one… and that drink too.” Meanwhile, I was silently praying in my heart, “God, let this not disgrace me.” 😭
Everything was going well until… THE DRINK arrived.
My friend was sipping like a queen in a movie 🍷 Meanwhile, I took one bold sip… and my soul left my body. I smiled outside, but inside? Confusion. Betrayal. Regret. Who invented this thing?? 😭
I didn’t want to look unserious, so I kept sipping small small… big mistake.
Next thing, my stomach started doing a live concert. No warning. No intro. Just “BOOM 💥”
I told my friend, “I’ll be right back,” like a calm, responsible adult… but my legs knew the truth. I RAN to that toilet like my life depended on it.
Inside there, I had a deep conversation with my ancestors. “Why did I drink this? What was the reason???” 😭
Meanwhile, my friend was outside enjoying life, snapping pictures, living her best Easter life… while I was fighting for survival in the restroom.
Moral of the story: If your spirit says “no,” don’t let enjoyment push you into nonsense 😂
But honestly, 10/10 experience. Will I go out again? YES. Will I try new drinks again? …we’ll pray about it 🙏🏽🤣
