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01/12/2014

Jamb 2015/2016 UTME ACCREDITED CENTER.

Jamb Application is currently on going. Contact us for the OnlineApplication/Registration, and get your compulsory English novel
"The last days at Forcados High School"..

29/05/2014

Teacher: ''What do you call a
scale used in measuring goat
meat?" Akpos: hmmmmm....skele
wu!!

29/05/2014

If you are living comfortably with another man's daughter and you have not paid her bride price, you are a member of the boko haram. # Bringback our girls.

29/05/2014

Please, i need 2 ask u something
that has kept me
sleepless. It might be awkward
between us after dis
but i have 2 know how u feel. I
have kept it in my
mind 4 a while now but i think
its finally time i
straighten up and confront u, i
just hope this doesn't
ruin our friendship, i need 2 know
and i don't know any other way i
could get over this. It just doesn't
seem fair on me if i don't get an
answer. I want you
2 tell me truthfully no matter how
harsh it is, all i
need is your honest answer,
please HOW MUCH IS
CABIN BISCUIT IN UR AREA?

01/05/2014

STANDARD DEFINITION OF KISS

What is Kiss?
* in Maths; kiss is the shortest
distance between two lips.
* in Biology; it's the exchange of
germs from one mouth to
another.
* in Chemistry; it's a process of
testing the ph of lips.
* in Physics;it's a process to
charging a human body.
* in Computer; it's a local area
network in which two bodies are connected without
data cables.
* in Economics,it's a process in
which demand is higher
than the supply..

which is your favourite
definition??? C

01/05/2014

Dear P-Square,
I want to ask *WHY E BE SAY* una wan split after all these years?
Coz u guys seem to have forgotten that there is *NO ONE LIKE YOU*
in Africa, and u also forgot that God use *IFUNANYA* to make it to be a
*POSSIBILITY* for u guys to be *UNLIMITED* today.
I feel so bad over your latest *STORY* coz *I LOVE YOU* and I urge u to
deal with your present situation *PERSONALLY* and do not let your
*BEAUTIFUL ONYINYE's* to make you split.
Don't forget that they are only there to *CHOP YOUR MONEY*.
I know that *E NO EASY* but u guys should try not to get
involve in any *BIZZY BODY* because it will only lead to more *DANGER*
in your carrier, and your fans will no longer be able to dance *ALINGO* again.
Take a look at how BRACKET is living their life *YORI YORI*.
So u may call on SKT to come *FOLLOW FOLLOW* settle the problems u
guys are having, coz e get as e dey *DO ME* anytime I hear that u guys want to
*BREAK IT*. I also heard that you brought *OGA POLICE* in to the matter.
I want u guyz to be *MORE THAN A FRIEND*. to avoid any *TEMPTATION*
which will lead to *GAME OVER*. try to use the formula of *IFUNANYA*
we are hoping to hear your *TESTIMONY*
Lolz

03/04/2014

U told ur dad
that U ve won a schorlarship,he
ordered ur mum to slaughter 3
Chickens for celebration...Nw u
thinking of hw to tell him it was April Fool
after eating d chickens...(O>Y

14/11/2013

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Mourns Former ASUU President
The grand initiation of Professor Festus Iyayi is a lancinating loss of another stentorian voice, against retrograde and prebendal forces of primitive mercantilism.

That he passed through transition on matters pro bono publico, bears eloquent testimony to our state of dystopia. Such is the evanescence of life.Its all vanitas vanitatum.

14/11/2013

GOODNEWS FOR STUDENTS

Application are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into Part-Time Degree Programmes of the University of Benin for the 2013/2014 academic session.

AVAILABLE PROGRAMMES

The NUC has approved that the University of Benin can run the following degree programmes:

1. B. Agric. (Animal Science);
2. B. Agric. (Crop Science);
3. B. Agric. (Soil Science);
4. B. Agric. (Fisheries);
5. B. Agric. (Forestry and Wildlife);
6. B. A. (English and Literature);
7. B. A. (International Studies and Diplomacy);
8. B. A. (Linguistics);
9. B. A. (Linguistics and Edo language);
10. B. A. (Mass Communication);
11. B. A. (Ed) Adult Education);
12. B. A. (Ed) Adult Education/English & Literature);
13. B. A. (Ed) Adult Education/Fine Arts);
14. B. Sc. (Ed) Adult Education/Economics and Statistics);
15. B. Sc. (Ed) Adult Education/Political Science);
16. B. Sc. (Ed) Adult Education/English language and Literature);
17. B. A. (Ed) (History);
18. B. A. (Ed) (French);
19. B. A. (Ed) (Fine Arts);
20. B. A. (Ed) (Edo Language);
21. B. A. (Ed) (Religious Studies);
22. B. Sc. (Ed) (Economics & Statistics);
23. B. Sc. (Ed) (Geography & Regional Planning);
24. B. Sc. (Ed) (Political Science & Public Administration);
25. B. Sc. (Ed) (Biology);
26. B. Sc (Ed) (Chemistry);
27. B. Sc (Ed) (Mathematics);
28. B. Sc. (Ed) (Physics);
29. B. Sc. (Ed) (Computer Science);
30. B. Sc (Ed) (Integrated Science);
31. B. Sc. (Ed) (Social Studies);
32. B. Sc. (Ed) (Human Kinetics);
33. B. Sc. (Ed) Health Education);
34. B. Sc. (Ed) (Environmental Education);
35. B. Sc. (Ed) (Agriculture Education);
36. B. Sc. (Ed) (Business Education);
37. B. Sc. (Ed) (Home Economics Education);
38. B. Sc (Ed) (Industrial Technical Education);
39. B. Sc. (Accounting);
40. B. Sc. (Banking and Finance);
41. B. Sc. (Computer Science);
42. B. Sc. (Physics);
43. B. Sc. (Public Administration)

CONTACT 08141689728 FOR ENQUIRIES AND ONLINE APPLICATIONS

10/10/2013

Anonymous Pidgin Letter To President GEJ On ASUU Strike -

received this. .and decided to share

Oga Presido,

First of all I hail ooo! I no say u no dey cary last. You be confirm warri pikin. But ur middle name Ebele means mercy and make u pity ur children settle their lecturers naa! The matter neva tire u? Suppose say ur pikin wey u born for belle follow us dey house, Sheeh you for never answer our we lecturers them? Una say make we bone kidnapping, militant things and all the bad bad things go enter school, now now na una com dey f**k up. All the things wey them lecturers don teash us for klass we don forget am finish. Last last, na una go still call us “half-baked”, “half-roasted”, abi na “half-fried”. Na una sabi.

Them talk say person no fit run pass him shadow.
We go dey lasgidi dey for you. Na ur time be dis use am well, but we go catch you for 2015. U don forget say youths na we dey vote pass. Na we too dey sn**ch ballot box, dey do rally and som kain kukere things them wey them dey take win election. U go still nid our help. That time too we go go strike. Shebi u sabi waka for bare feet, u go carry ur leg do ur rally. No thugs for u. We no go sn**ch ballot make you for win. If any maga try am we go fall am.

So Oga Jona, na ur opportunity be dis ooo. Make u code this stubborn ASUU make dem cary their wahala goback. We no say na rush them go rush us we no send. All join. Na who get leg dey pass exam no be who read. Na still who get leg dey get beta work. Na Naija we dey. So make u do something because our mate dem for private university don graj finish. We don tire to dey beef them. If u no shake bodi fast make u no forget say university of militancy still dey admit. Dey neva release 2nd batch ooo!

May u grit maale Patience for we, thank baba God say she and gran papa Soyinka don settle that their quarrel, 2 agbayas, plus all those bad belle advisers wey u get. God pass them! Bros Amaechi still dey Niger-delta here, the guy don tire for ur mata. We dey grit u for am too. We go stop for here. E go be na. Naija! student for life!
Na ur waffi boy

05/07/2013

HISTORY OF FUEL PRICE INCREASES IN NIGERIA.( K for kobo, N for Naira )
•Gowon - from 6k to 8.45kobo
•Murtala - from 8.45k to 9k
•Obasanjo - from 9k to 15.3k
•Shagari - from 15.3k to 20k.. •Buhari - from 20k to 20k (Price remain the same)
•Babangida - from 20k to 39.5k
•Babangida - from 39.5k to 42k
•Babangida - from 42k to 60k (Private Vehicles)
•Babangida - from 60k to 70k
•Shonekan - from 70k to N5 (Naira)
•Abacha - from N5 to N3.25k (Price drops)
•Abacha - from N3.25k to N15
•Abacha - from N15 to N11 (Price drops)
•Abubakar - from N11 to N25
•Abubakar - from N25 to N20 (Price drops)
•Obasanjo - from N20 to N30
•Obasanjo - from N30 to N22 (Price drops)
•Obasanjo - from N22 to N26
•Obasanjo - from N26 to N42
•Obasanjo - from N42 to N50
•Obasanjo - from N50 to N65
•Obasanjo - from N65 to N75
•Yar'Adua - from N75 to N65 (Price drops)
•Jonathan - (New year present) N141
•Jonathan - (After labour strike) N97
From Gowon to Jonathan, BUHARI is the only Nigerian leader that never touched
the price of fuel (Increase or reduce).
YAR'ADUA is the only leader who did not increase the price, rather he reduced the pump price from N75 to N65

02/07/2013

AAU Ekpoma Post UTME
Application for Post UTME Screening of prospective candidates of the Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma is now on for admission into the 2013/2014 academic year.

In total compliance to the directive from JAMB, AAU have pegged a minimum cut-off mark of 180 for all courses offered by the school.

Only candidates who made the university their First choice in JAMB, and obtained the cut-off mark above are invited.

Screening Time-Table:

Screening exercise for the various Faculties is scheduled to take place at 9.00 am each day on the following dates;
1. Thursday, 18th July 2013: Faculty of Arts, Agriculture and Management Sciences.
2. Friday, 19th July 2013: Faculty of Social Sciences, Law, Natural Sciences and Environmental Studies.
3. Saturday, 20th July 2013: Faculty of Engineering & Technology, Faculty of Education and College of Medicine.

NBTime for the exam is 9.00 each day. However, Candidates are expected to report at the venues of screening at 7.30 am prompt. Venue for each candidate is as indicated on the candidate's exam slip.

Subject for Screening:

Candidates will be screened in subjects relating to their first Choice course of study in Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma.
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