29/04/2026
WAS IT SEDUCTION OR MODELINGI🤷🏽😀
work up fine at half past eight,
By nine I had a “model face and body”—apparently late.
They said, “ Bend fiercely!” my heart left my body.🙄
They said, “No… softer… like you're trying to seduce someone you got beef with...
but underneath i knew this modeling thing was not for me.😀
I turned left, right, chin up, chin down.
My neck now moves like it’s not my own.
“Give us drama!” the photographer cried—
I tripped on air… but called it stride.
My brain was literally floating.
They pinned my clothes with clips and hope it comes out nice.
This outfit? Half scarf, half emotional slope.
It's only me that knew where the sweat in my brain was coming from.
I asked, “Where’s the rest?” They said, “It’s art.”
So I stood there confused… but played my part anyways
Now, I quit because late night food became friends with my stomach.🫣😜
