07/11/2024
Today's Ditty
Today is not the strangest of days. It is not the day awkward things happen, but, it seems so filled with events. Lol, did I change someone's name to "Driver" just to get even? Well, we are all drivers in pursuit of one thing or the other. None is funnier than the one I pulled.
I try not talk to anybody while I'm inside Keke Napep or bus taxi. I cannot help but listen.
I sat close to two people today in the keke Nepep. They seem to be lovers having duels. So, why on earth would they not tailor things when the alight from the vehicle? Must they show their senselessness? The keke rider and I listened as the exchanged words.
The lady would begin first, "Nonsense, if no be because you deceive me, wetin i for dey do with you? Stupid boy!" They young man remained silent. "Why u no go get mind go carry that stupid girl, na me dey bring money come house before you eat! Na ony you Sabi f*ck?" The keke man and I turned to see the girl that has been ranting. Her demeanor sleek. She's a buxom lady. Her voice disappointing the tender looks she has. Then, she spoke again amdist tears fogged, bloodshot eyes " i regret the day i opened my legs for you"
"I beg you?", the boy asked. The only thing i heard him say.
My God! I exclaimed within me. As usual, my mind became preoccupied with what the girl said. I asked within me " what has the boy done to deserve this embarrassment?" My mind also became amorous. I began to think how good this guy would be with the things that concern matrimony. How he must have been a s*x toy for this girl that is obviously his provider. I imagined his buttocks rising and failing in the conjugal instance of expressing his legendary affiliation with s*x to the point of being asked " na only you sabi f*ck?"
I also imagined the laziness that must have crippled this boy to reduced to this rubbish!
I turned intentionally to look the poor boy's face. He looks hungry. His Balenciaga polo shirt fading its black colours away. His two ears had e
