22/03/2022
BEAUTY AND THE BULL
Going by public opinion, I think the most appropriate way to describe Ebele Obino's situation in the latest "Naija reality show" is, SLAPPED BY A BRAND.
But can going physical in this circumstance or any other circumstance for that matter be excused for any reason?
The altercation at the swearing in ceremony of Prof. Chukwuma Charles Soludo, the recently democratically elected governor of Anambra State was quite disturbing to say the least, not even the presence of the exiting governor or the incoming governor and the aura of his name "Soludo" (pursue peace), were enough to deter the rampaging bull. Only God knows what would have happened if she was punctual to that event.
If the account of her opponent (as things turned out), is anything to go by, it is likely she had been gyrating with her cohorts and capped their session up with a few shots of wh***ey to gain altitude, before proceeding to the venue of the self staged bout.
In introducing the contestants in this battle that lasted a few minutes, let me borrow the parlance of Michael Buffer, the popular host of most heavyweight boxing bouts;
Weighing “250 pounds”, in the red corner, the wife of the immediate past governor of Anambra State. If dressing were all you needed to conclude on her capabilities, then one of her most identifiable public photographs says it all, yes, the one where she was cladded with clownish sunshades. I think we are dealing with a self-acclaimed queen of Pop/Rock palace rascality, please don’t ask me what genre of music that is. If you really want to know, you may add the phrase to "iberiberism" and do the word/grammar search for both in the Oxford Dictionary…
“man pikin tire”.
Anyway, weighing “200 pounds”, in the Blue corner is the widow of a well respected military officer and war Lord, Chief Odumegwu Ojukwu. She was Nigerian ambassador to Spain and the Vatican, she is a lawyer, politician and businesswoman as well as a beauty queen.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble!!!!
Okay, seriously, here are the brand takeaways.
The impact the attitude of leaders and public figures have on the perception index of a people is overwhelming and I think we have all let ourselves down as a nation in this wise. We have directly and indirectly destroyed the structure and processes that distill and filter leadership from the crowd and we are now paying dearly for it. So, there goes another knock on our Nation Brand Index (NBI).
Will it ever be permissible under the circumstances for a lady to slap a fellow lady, moreso coming from a renowned diplomat? I don't think so, no matter the bullish provocation, it could have been handled more professionally.
However, she will get away with it for two reasons:
Firstly, people voluntarily make excuses for loved brands. In the later days of Michael Jackson, many accusations were leveled against him; he had performed multiple surgeries on his nose, leaving it incapable of staying erect. He died shortly before "This is it", a completely sold out concert meant to be his last...his fan base never dwindled.
The brand Bianca is just too powerful for Ebele and to make matters worse, she initiated the fight.
Secondly, public opinion is skewed in Bianca's favour. At the breaking of the news, people without giving it much thought went for the brand that was more identifiable with decorum (what image are you building into people's subconscious about YOU?), "the moment of decision rarely allows much time for deep thinking" that's why organisation budget billions to gain top of the mind (TOM) spots.
This rule of thumb in branding is the basis for product positioning and consumer decisions.
People chose Bianca above Ebele, overlooked her mistake and nailed Ebele to the cross.
EFCC made matters worse with the timing of Governor Obino's arrest.
Even if there was any plan for damage control, it may not happen as efforts will now be diverted to getting the principal off the hook. By the time he gets out, events would have overtaken this issue and the molten magma would have simmered down to produce a lasting negative cast on her image.
"You see how the thing goes?"
Kenneth Ebbi is a brand activist.