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09/01/2020

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12/02/2016

September 2015
sonic: hello bae
Susan: hi
sonic: how ar u doing
Susan: 5n
sonic: aw was ur nite and everything over dia
Susan:good
sonic:Susan,, u look so beautiful
Susan: tnx
sonic: hmmmm,,,, i love u so much bae and i wish to b ur boo
Susan: oh my God! U wanna b my boo? U must b kidding,, are u insane? Guy,, we no dy 4 dsame level,, u ar too small to date..... Dnt even talk to me again,,, idiot!

January 13 2016

07/02/2016

If u dy dream and some1 come to wake you up, dat 1 na light failure (nepa wahala) ; but if u dy dream and you never finish am; omo! Watch out for part2 niyen ooo
good morning and happy Sunday

05/02/2016

Na for most of the Nigeria Christian film you go see angel Gabriel wey barb afro hair style and one female angel wey use lipstick and eyes shadow,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, abegi,, barber/makeup artist dy 4 heaven?

24/01/2016

U name your son (elifight) and u dy complain wen he started fighting all around d Street (s)

24/01/2016

Your name na David and u ran out of d country bcox of boko-haram(goliath) ; abeg,make una go change ur name, bcox uno resemble d David wey dy insyd d bible......

24/01/2016

You said Jesus Christ turn water to wine........ Is that the reason why you gt drunk all the day? Abeg,, at that marriage ceremony wey Jesus turn water to wine ; do you heard that anybody gt drunk and fell into the as u always did? Abeg, make una call off d trash,, Jesus doesn't turn water to an alcoholic wine oooo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


happy Sunday fff

21/01/2016

Rega iye tukadr omar kadu

21/01/2016

I could remember during my ss3 days in sec skul; we dy 4 class na so our English teacher waka insyd our class(ss3) when she finish d topic she won teach us dat day,,so she decided to knw wat every 1 of us wanna become in future,,,,,,,,, so she started with our class rep
teacher: Sunday,, wat do u wanna bcom in future?
Sunday: oga! Na docky oloye(doctor)
teacher: bunmi,, wat do u wanna bcom in future?
Bunmi: mummy,, na lawyer i won b oo
teacher:sonic, wat do u wanna become in future?
Sonic: mama ooo,, mama to sure,,, d only teacher wey get swag,,
teacher: talk wey u won talk,, abeg dnt waste my tym,
sonic: sowi ma,, i wnt to become a copper


good mawing fff

18/01/2016

Chai! E don do
people wey dia name carry rat (basirat,, monsurat, sukurat etc) don dy too much 4 my fwend list ooo,, e b lyk say i go leave dis fbk acct 4 dem,, bcox me no won b a victim of Mr. Lassa oooo,
if ur name no carry rat and u no say u still won b my fwend, make una add me on my new fbk acct ,,,,,,,,,,

18/01/2016

Abeg i need a very fat p***y oooo


See you,, u mind dirty pass ganiyat's pant
abeg who get p***y(cat) wey fit kill rat very well
dose stupid things(rat) don dy plenty 4 my aos naw,, infact my room na dia meeting venue,, koda na my bathroom dem cm dy gym

18/01/2016

No food for lazy man no b for d pikin wey him mama dy sell food ooo,,,,,, good morning

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