29/05/2020
"Things to Say When Caught Asleep On a Friday Afternoon at Work"
They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm. Amen
This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
Hey, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.
Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.