29/11/2022
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1. HAPPINESS is when you are in çharge of someone’s prøperty‚ and the person dïes withøut writing a wïll; you çan seë God is wonderful 🤗🤣
2. The Best placë to chïll and flëx is in your Dreäms‚ if you have nø møney to päy‚ Just wake üp nøbody will çatch you. 🥴😅😆
3. Plëase if I offënded you in any wäy‚ and you are ängry with me‚ plëase fïnd a placë in your arëa let’s fïght 😏🙆
I hatë rûbbish 😂😀
4. Søme people çan be very stupïd sha; how çan you wash your Rug during raining sëason‚ How do you expëct it to dry; I can seë your villāge people are usïng your heäd to play BetKing 😹😄
5. If you are going to heavën and an Angël starts shøuting “Badøo! Badøo! Badøo!” My brother‚ just jog døwn to hëll firë 🤣😅🥴
6. She returnëd my rïng💍after 3 yeärs of engagemënt.
I mëan why can’t wømen have patience ?? 🙄😆
7. My unclë fïnally joinëd WhätsApp... His fïrst mëssage to me was “Faith can you hëar me ??” 😳😂
8. 2 mins pässport‚ 2 mins passpørt... But they will usë 1O mins to ädjust your heäd... Chai 😹😄
9. “I mïss you”
“I mïss you too”
That’s the natiønal anthëm for løng distançe relatiønships.
“I wïsh you are here” is the chørus 🤣🏃♀️
10. It’s very annøying when you slëep and you entëred Canadâ in your drëam ønly to wakë üp and start heäring... “Ekaró ológí dé oo” 😅😆
11. Ladïes if you are sweepïng your bøyfriend’s roøm and you çome açross a paper that says ØVER 2•5 or 1X... Keep it well oo cuz it might be your beidë pricë. 😂🏃♀️
12. Cigarettë and weëd are for smäll bøys jare...
Reäl men likë us takë mosquitø cøil 😀😹
13. I met my Geography teaçher and he askëd me what I do for a livïng; I told him I sëll metamorphiç roçks 🤣
14. Plëase patronizë me oo‚ I’m sëlling relatiønship fertilizër. You meët today‚ nëxt week is your weddïng 😅
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