Osco-Lee Productions

Osco-Lee Productions OSCO-LEE Productions is an importer, marketer, sales and supplier, printing and publishing company

OSCO-LEE Productions is a group of business men, who are into graphics, printing, publishing and marketing
we also sales and supplies of printing materials, laptop and desktop computer, phones and accessories
Registration of company,NGO's etc.

29/01/2026

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Maddtimes is here again.Special Edition80 Glossy PagesHilarious CartoonsWicked SatireRenewed HumourCall Ifeanyi on 0816 ...
11/01/2024

Maddtimes is here again.
Special Edition
80 Glossy Pages
Hilarious Cartoons
Wicked Satire
Renewed Humour

Call Ifeanyi on 0816 703 2243
For your copy.

29/10/2023

THE VOYAGE
By Professor Moyo Okediji

About 30 years ago, I slept at the Murtala Muhammed Airport for four days.
No, I was not a homeless vagabond.
I had bought the Nigeria Airways ticket to fly to the United States for a one-year sabbatical leave.
But when I arrived at the airport, I realized that my ticket was not honored, though I had bought it legitimately.
Whenever a plane was about to leave Lagos for New York, the NA officials posted a manifest list, and my name was not there.
They would ask me to wait for the next list.
This drama of “Your name is not yet listed, wait for the next manifest list” continued for four days.

I couldn’t leave the airport and return home because I lived in Ile Ife, and had bid my people goodbye for one year. They all expected I would be in NY already.
I was therefore forced to sleep by the door of the NA office at the airport, waiting for the release of the manifest list with my name on it.
I was not alone. There were hundreds of stranded passengers like me there—men, women, young, old, tall, short, thin fat—all sorts of people.

The Murtala Mohamed Airport was different then than what we have now.
There were no security officers. People drifted in and out in their hundreds. It was rowdy. There was no order of any sort. Food hawkers milled among the crowd of the stranded passengers like me, selling hot dogs, sandwiches, puff-puff, moin-moin, gala, meat pie, hamburgers, even rice and dodo.
People hawked sodas such as Cocacola, Fanta, Sprite and malt drinks.
The interior of the airport was packed like the Oyingbo market. There were also pickpockets and other fraudsters pulling fast tricks on unsuspecting victims.
I was hesitant to buy anything. I had changed all my naira to dollars at the rate of one dollar to three naira. But if I wanted to change my dollar back to naira, I could only collect one naira for my dollar at the airport, which would be a loss.

I was desperate when I got hungry. But someone was willing to give me two naira for a dollar, so I changed two dollars. I bought some moin-moin and coke.
The guys who helped me to change my money said I had no hope of traveling unless I was willing to bribe someone.
I was adamant. I wasn’t going to bribe anybody. It was my right to fly out, after all, I had paid for my ticket.
By day four, I lost hope of traveling out. I used my handbag as my pillow and reclined on the floor, to take a nap.
The young woman who slept a couple of feet away from me was also napping, snoring loudly. I asked her earlier, and she said she had been there for almost a week. She said she was ready at that point to accept the offer of a Nigeria Airways official who wanted s*x in exchange for helping her to get on the manifest list.

For how long I had been asleep I couldn’t tell, when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I opened my eyes. It was Segun Odegbami, the famous international soccer star, who played for the Green Eagles. I thought I was dreaming. I had met him through a friend, Tunde Fagbenle, and we had shared drinks at Fagbenle’s house in Lagos a couple of times.
I couldn’t refer to him as my friend, and I didn’t even know he would recognize me or remember my name.
I was a fat nobody next to a big star like him, someone for whom Ebenezer Obey had waxed an album, with the chorus, “It is a gooooal, Odegbami,” a bestselling song throughout Nigeria.
When I opened my eyes and it was him, I wanted to close my eyes back, thinking I was just dreaming.
But he spoke to me. “Moyo, what are you doing on the floor here?”
I quickly sat up, wiped my eyes, and smile at him. I narrated my story.
He shook his head, and said with a sigh, “That’s Nigeria Airways for you. I came to see someone off to London, and as I was leaving I happened to see you.”
“Na so we see am o,” I told him.
“Where is your ticket?”
I dipped my hand inside the pocket of my agbada, made out of new Ankara textiles. It had double as my daywear and my pajamas for four days. I retrieved the ticket and gave it to him.
He said, “Excuse me for a minute. Let me go and talk with them.”
Then he went inside the Nigeria Airways office, and within minutes he was back, with two young men.
“Moyo, are you ready to go now,” Odegbemi said, “because a flight is leaving in about fifteen minutes.”

I didn’t need to say yes. My eyes said it all.
The two young men picked up my luggage.
Odegbami gave me a hug and wished me bon voyage.
The two young men led the way with my luggage—just a suitcase and my hand luggage.
They took me to the back of the airport, and there was a Peugeot 505 waiting for us.
They loaded my luggage in the boot and drove me down the tarmac to the huge aircraft about half a mile away.
From a persona non grata, I instantly transformed into a VIP, driven on the tarmac like a departing president.
Nobody checked my luggage for any contraband. Everything was loaded directly on the plane and I was given the luggage tags.
I walked to my seat and sank into it. I couldn’t help but notice that the plane was less than half full.
There were empty seats everywhere when the plane took off. Yet, there were scores of people waiting at the airport, denied their right to fly, after paying their fares.
I remembered the poor woman snoring next to me on the floor at the airport.
Tears began to fall from my eyes.
“If they ever see me again in that godforsaken country,” I swore silently, “they should cut off my head.”

⚫ Moyo Okediji is a professor of Art History at the University of Texas, Houston , United States of America.

14/09/2023

How well do you know about Agriculture?

Shifting Cultivation is an agricultural system in which plots of land are cultivated temporarily, then abandoned while post-disturbance vegetation is allowed to freely grow while the cultivator moves on to another plot.

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A mad man handed his cheque to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw N5000..” The Male teller told the mad m...
25/06/2023

A mad man handed his cheque to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw N5000..”

The Male teller told the mad man “For withdrawals less than N10,000, please use the ATM”.

The mad man then asked, “Why?” The teller irritably told the mad man, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.” the teller then returned the cheque to the mad man.

The mad man remained silent. But he returned the cheque to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”

The teller was astonished when he checked the account balance of the mad man through the system. He nodded his head, knelt down and said to the mad man.

“My apologies Sir, you have N3.5 billion in your account and our bank does not have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?"

The mad man then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?”

The teller told him, “Any amount up to N300,000.”

The mad man then told the teller that he wanted to withdraw N300,000 from his account.

The teller did so quickly and handed it to the mad man respectfully.

The mad man kept N5000 in his bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of N295000 back into his account.

The teller was dumbfounded.

Rules are inflexible but we humans can be flexible when the situation requires us to be.

We should not treat people base on their look or how they are dressed.

Rather, we should treat everyone with respect. And never be too quick to judge a book by its cover.

EVERYBODY IS IMPORTANT. STAY LOW AND DON'T OVERRATE YOURSELF.

22/06/2023
My Mum, Son Dancing in Heaven — DavidoSuperstar singer, David Adeleke, aka Davido, said that although people expected a ...
13/06/2023

My Mum, Son Dancing in Heaven — Davido

Superstar singer, David Adeleke, aka Davido, said that although people expected a lot of sad songs when his 'Timeless' album dropped, he sang hits because he knew his mum and son were dancing in heaven.

Davido disclosed this in an interview with Million Dollar Worth Of Game Podcast, published on Monday.

He said, “I looked at myself in the mirror and I said, bruh, apart from me just being about me I know I have many people who love me, many people who are depending on me, my son up there is looking at me, he wouldn’t want me to be like.

“Apart from me being strong for his mom, which is my primary responsibility, I have to be strong for the world.

"A lot of people thought we are going to drop the album and there is just going to be a lot of sad, men we gave them bangers on bangers.

‘My son is dancing, my mm is dancing in heaven. So that people can see that it is possible. Not that I wish it on anybody, I would never wish it on my enemy, do you understand?

"But to be able to stand up again and be able to work. It's only God, you can’t tell me anything, it’s only God."

Credit: YouTube | MWORTHOFGAME

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