Alkane LAUGH Matter GROUP

11/04/2024

09/07/2023

Before you start looking for a woman that will bring something to the table make sure you have a good table in your house 🤷

29/05/2023

A lady refused pastors proposal and MARRIED a banker. 2yrs later, the banker became a full time pastor.🤣

17/09/2022

Lord, anyone who is planning to use me for relationship rehearsal, I offer them to you as a burnt Sacrifice

13/09/2022

Some times I can’t believe I was born through s3x
My parents looks innocent
Especially my mum

04/09/2022

“A Nigerian boyfriend has more responsibilities than an American father with three kids”

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29/08/2022

Imagine if your CHILD behave
Exactly like you🤔,
Are you safe or you are finished.
🙆🙆🤣🤣🤣

27/08/2022

OMG 😳😳😃

24/08/2022

Don't Marry because of S*X

Don't Marry because u are getting OLD

Don't Marry because u are of AGE

Don't Marry because u are LONELY

Don't Marry because u need someone to support you FINANCIALLY

Don't Marry because u got PREGNANT for him

Don't Marry because u don't want to LOSE the PERSON

Don't marry because of Family PRESSURES.

Don't Marry because u like the IDEA of MARRIAGE

Don't Marry because of PITY or out of PITY

Don't Marry because of TRIBE

Don't Marry because u admire WEDDING GOWNS you see,

Don't Marry because u love KIDS

Don't Marry because all your friends are getting MARRIED

Don't Marry because of Physical/ Academic Qualifications

=======!!!!But!!!============
.....,.Marry your best friend that have a pure heart and True love❤️ inclusive and to FULFILL DESTINY......
.....I pray to God 🙏 Almighty to give the best life partner to as many who truly desire to marry with the right motives IJN🙏

18/08/2022

She reported to the family that her husband is not good in bed..... Her younger sister shouted it's a lie
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