01/09/2024
1) You'll just wake up and start pressing your ph0ne with0ut çhéçkiñg if y0u çáñ still wálk
You geh mind, aswear
2) When I was a kid, I use to see adúlts géttiñg márriéd. Now that I'm an ádúlt, I'm seeing kids géttiñg márriéd
I don't eveñ kn0w where I bél0ng again
3) I'm currently at that stage of my life where if my galfriend leaves her ph0ne uñl0çked, I will press the power button to l0ck it myself
I have en0ugh pr0blems already
4) They said, "As y0u dress y0ur bed, so y0u shall lie on it"
But as for me, if my bed's r0ugh and I have no strength to dress it, I will just sléép on the flôör
Make nobody stress me with m0tivati0n this year. Na so una tell me last year make I enjoy myself because pr0blem no dey fiñish and I could not save a diñe thr0ugh0ut last year
5) Div0rce's f0r riçh pé0ple
Paçk añd gô is for p00r pé0ple
Comot for my h0use is for vawulence pé0ple
6) I wish I could see the doctor that t00k me out of my m0ther's w0mb, where I relax and sleep all day; and br0ught me to this vawulence w0rld full of shege with a t0uch of banza
I wan ask the doctor small question
7) After t0asting this lady yesterday, I asked for her phone number and she gave it to me, together with her account number
She said the account number's where I'm to pay-in my registration fee..
Amaka, na school you dey rúñ?
8) Father: 1 minus 1 = ???
Son: Papa, I don't understand
Father: If I place one akara ball on your palm and take it back, how many akara ball will you have on your hand?
Son: The oil
9) Back then in school, nothing gives me greatest j0y than cleaning the blackboard while others are still writing
10) I will no loñger b£t on f00tball. Nowadays, I b£t on b0xiñg, so that evéñ if I l0se, I'll be rest assured that the pers0n that made me l0se has g0tten the b£atiñg of his lif£
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