Julie Tech

18/02/2024

ENGLISH Vs PIDGIN
English: if Theo walk at night, Theo might get lost
Pidgin: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS
English: It will take a while b4 Dan arrives
Pidgin: Dangote
English:Jason started it
Pidgin: Na JASON STATHAM
English: It's Ramsey dat knows her
Pidgin: Na RAMSEY NOAH
English: Are u videoing it?
Pidgin: u DAVIDO am
English: Olamide is bad
Pidgin: OLAMIDE BAD OOOO
English: How did u know
Pidgin: how u TEKNO
English: He might know
Pidgin: He Phyno
English: I thought he is a girl...but he's a boy
Pidgin: I think say na girl....BURNA BOY
English:The song belongs to Sam
Pidgin: Na Samsung
English: It's David dat baked it
Pidgin: Na DAVID BECKHAM
English: Selena will fart
Pidgin: SELENA GOMEZ
English: Their belly
Pidgin: Dembele
English:John is weak
Pidgin: John wick
English: Roberto's car got lost
Pidign: ROBERTO CARLOS
English: it wasn't me, it was Ruth
Pidign: No be me, NARUTO
English: I don't care
Pidign: I NOKIA
English: How did u know dat I told him to knock ur head
Pidign: How u TECNO say ITEL am make im NOKIA head
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20/11/2023

JOKES TO MAKE YOUR DAY

1. “I will märry my book and gïve birth to success” don go get bellë... Which subject is respønsible ? She say na ‘Civic’! Çan you believë 🙉😂

2. I was ïnside ShopRite shopping... My friend that I häven't seën for like 3 yeärs säw me. He shoutëd “Jesus is this you”... I replied “Judas Iscariøt na me oo”... Abeg whø fïnd trøuble 😜😂

3. Boy: Hello
Girl: Hi
Boy: I'm Solomon
Girl: So ?
Boy: Lomon 😂😂

4. I'm just here to remind you that “I will nëver leave you had left 😀😂

5. Oga, if you çan’t toäst a gïrl leavë it !
Which one is “I like the wäy you irøned your skïrt” 🤭😂

6. Anytime I cøok at home, the whøle family deçides to drïnk garri 🤨... I døn’t know why 😭😂

7. When I started on Facebook‚ I sënt a friend request to “Nicky Minaj” and she accepted ! I was happy üntil she askëd me to sënd her MTN çredit 😳😂

8. Nø body keeps in touçh with you thän a girl you prømise to sënd møney 💵😅‚ she çan evën appeär in your dreäm 😂😂

9. Just because you are üsing MTN døesn’t mëan you should alløw your tēeth to be yellow 😹

10. If you are gøing thrøugh a tøugh time now I want you to know that it’s your türn my friend‚ go thrøugh it 😒😂

11. Take her for shøpping 😋🤗 let her piçk any dress for Christmas 😊 while she is in the fittïng røom‚ Leavë the shop and go høme 😂

12. Døn't go and hüstle, stäy there and be formïng pink lïps 👄. Person wey go çollect your babë get brøwn tëeth and white Benz 😂😂

13. In an English class...
TEACHER: Emeka, make a sentence with yam.
EMEKA: I eat yam.
TEACHER: Good Emeka. I neëd you to make the sentence lønger.
EMEKA: I eat yam OOOOOOOOOOOO

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MARRIAGE IS GIVE AND TAKE

1. When a woman is humble, she becomes a natural charm to her husband
2. When a woman is submissive, she gets what she desires from her husband
3. When a woman is trustworthy, she can control her husband's finances
4. When a woman is hospitable, she can host her husband's meeting
5. When a woman is friendly, she becomes her husband's best friend
6. When a woman is jovial and playful, she can unlock her husband's sad mood
7. When a woman is appreciative, she receives unexpected gifts from her husband
8. When a woman is respectful, she can attend her husband's cultural meetings with him
9. When a woman is understanding, her husband feels free to tell her even the ugly
10. When a woman is peaceful, her husband comes rushing home each time
11. When a woman is tender-hearted, she makes a great mother to her kids
12. When a woman is slow-tempered, she knows when to approach her husband in times of misunderstanding and arguments
13. When a woman is not vulnerable, she is loved by her husband
14. When a woman does not keep secrets from her husband, her husband tells her all of his every move
15. When a woman is prayerful, she becomes a powerful support system to her husband
16. When a woman is God fearing, she sets her home on the principles of God the Almighty
17. When a woman is selfless, her husband relies completely on her
18. When a woman is creative, she and her husband can figure out the future together
Unfortunately, when you are not one of these, it becomes hard for you to enjoy marriage.
Seek God's help to become any of the above, you can't do it on your own.

Greetings to all submissive Women

A GOOD WOMAN BUILDS HER OWN HOME.