Dr. Dim

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Gallant officer
24/11/2025

Gallant officer

Farewell Professor Patrick Nnamocha. Professor of Public Sector Economics, Imo State University Owerri Nigeria.
10/05/2025

Farewell Professor Patrick Nnamocha. Professor of Public Sector Economics, Imo State University Owerri Nigeria.

Somewhere in Nigeria, a University is still graduating Computer Science Students with no knowledge of Python, R, C++ or ...
03/02/2025

Somewhere in Nigeria, a University is still graduating Computer Science Students with no knowledge of Python, R, C++ or MATLAB. Visual Basic, COBOL, FORTRAN are still the only programming languages taught. No change to what is in vogue. No following of new Technologies. Just the normal languages of the early 90s.

Mechanical engineering and electrical engineering departments call road side mechanics and street electricians to fix faulty cars and installations. Professors of Business Management, entrepreneurship etc. yet most universities have nothing they're producing, not even toothpick.

Insurance have academic Doctors parading everywhere yet public universities have zero student insurance scheme. Staff insurance kwanu? Zero!

Somewhere in our Exams and Records Unit, the CGPA computing officers are still using market Calculators to compute CGPA. They are still storing up documents in hard copy files. The Computer in that office is not for result computation. No, the Officer doesn't even know how to open Ms Excel.

The email on the university portal is for fancy. Nobody respond to the mails forwarded there. Infact the Officer in charge of responding to the mails doesn't even know how to open the mailbox of the institution portal.

Somewhere in some of our Universities, some Academics know nothing about what is in vogue in their fields of study. The
Questionnaires designed on Google form or Microsoft forms are rejected by Graduate School supervisors (Professors). You must print it on A4 paper, photocopy 1000 copies and share manually to responders. Chai! Nsogbu!

When last did you see a University Vacancy Application with an online portal to apply? They mandate you to submit 10 hard copies of your credentials to the Registrar. In this green economy era!

Zoom Thesis defence is not possible in so many schools. You must be present with 20 copies of your Thesis. Assignment cannot be submitted via mail. You must write it out and submit to the Lecturer on a full-scap sheet.

Payment cannot be automated. You must queue at designated Banks, manually fill the Teller, not the modern Teller oh. That one that has 3 copies. Take the yellow copy to the Bursary. Change to receipt, photocopy 5 copies and... and... and...

The point of this write-up is that...Let us utilize our products. We cannot continue to produce match-sticks and then crack stones in order to light a fire. Public-private partnership is the way to go for our public universities.

07/12/2024

When you learn about the basic concepts in financial management, it helps you to sharpen your own personal finance.

Forget about the big big grammar, learn the small things of finance. There's a reason those concepts in finance exist and that's why they've been documented.

Do not let poverty to shroud your objectivity. Always apply theory to practice and you'll excel above normal people.

04/01/2024

I ask my students (final years especially) to submit all assignments I gave them directly to my email. I just upload to Turnitin and I'll get the AI result.

By so doing, I'll know the ones to score zero and the ones to give high marks. AI is bad for academics. We must all condemn it!

I'm being guided by one philosophy...."I can't stress myself to read what you didn't stress yourself to write".

© Dr. Dim

11/11/2023

In my idle time today being election day in Imo State, I discovered a new and easy method to solve integration and differential equations.
Thank you INEC 🤣

If you do not condemn evil, that evil will forever abide in your abode.Nigeria, o tí lò!
21/10/2023

If you do not condemn evil, that evil will forever abide in your abode.

Nigeria, o tí lò!

These people that announce all kinds of venereal diseases over megaphones should all be rounded up, arrested and forgott...
18/10/2023

These people that announce all kinds of venereal diseases over megaphones should all be rounded up, arrested and forgotten in jail. What Nonsense!!!

It's a classical example of a morally depraved society that we're in. Nobody sees anything wrong with it. What Nonsense!!!

Why are you repeating "vaginal discharge"... "gonorrhea"..."red discharge" etc... And all kinds of yucky nonsense at maximum volume on a busy street/road by 8am in the morning? What Nonsense!!!

Why is this not illegal? Why do we tolerate it? Why is no one smashing their speakers, pouring them water and forcing them to shut their sewers? What Nonsense!!!

They are still shouting "candidiasis, candidiasis!" ...And this will go on all day, unchallenged; and children are everywhere. What Nonsense!!!

22/09/2023

The modern architectural designs of our new generation churches are more of a theater than a place of worship. The stage (Altar) is designed to look like a Grammy award stage. There are different lights to give a sense of awe or to project the preacher. The instrumentalists are always on standby to give a "Nollywood" sound effect when the minister says something they feel should excite people. There is also the aspect where, at the backstage, funny sounds are made into the microphone to give a sense of the supernatural or to invoke fear. Everything is done like a show because even the church is built like a cinema hall.

22/09/2023

I nearly joined my ancestors this morning. As I was zipping my trousers, my zip mistakenly hooked my fundamental human right 🤣

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