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Genesis sanda I'm by name Genesis sanda from takum taraba state akenten one

God is great
14/04/2024

God is great

27/01/2023

1. Person pikin wan use one night read wetin lecturer use 3 months teach πŸ’”πŸ€£πŸ€£

2. I don’t understand why I have to pay for light bill when God said β€œlet there be light” πŸ˜’πŸ€¨πŸ€¨

3. If you are BrøKe, they'll knāck your babe.
If you are rich & busy, they'll knāck your babe.
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Moral lesson: They'll knack your babeπŸ˜’

4. I have said it before and I will say it again...no matter how hard you dance on my wedding day, ofu semo , ofu Anu ☝️

5. I don finally explain my feelings, dem use β€œLOL” reply me.
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Favour there shall be LOL in your career!! πŸ˜­πŸ˜‘

6. December no be deādline to make money.
Allow your boyfriend rest make him no come thīef my phone🀨

7. Most times in a relationship it’s not the boyfriend or girlfriend that’s the problem. It’s the girlfriend’s friends..
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Set of wΔ«tchesπŸ™„

Money wey I don use buy ear piece don reach money wey Nigeria dey owe China😩😩

8. You see that cloth you wear when u want to wash all your clothes, that is the real youβ˜ΉοΈπŸ˜’πŸ˜’

9. Next time wait for the baby to grow before naming her " beauty"🀨🀨

10. Omo! If u find any Nigerian girl wey fit hold conversation, hold am tight oπŸ™
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Na "and you , and you " full market now oo πŸ€£πŸ’”πŸ˜©

11. People who say β€œhalf of a dozen” instead of 6 think they have degree in English πŸ™„πŸ˜πŸ˜

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27/01/2023

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1..the benefits of marrying short girl is dat u can put your phone on top of the cupboard without password πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2..u dey inside bus🚍
And the driver begin dey scratch Em hand for head dey spead up dey say.. "This world don tire me"!!
πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈu get time dey reply am with.. " As in eehnπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3..after eating your BREAD alone in the bus 😏
U are turning to ask.. "What's the time??
😑it is 48:76pm..nonsenseπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

4.. Men beware!!
Never date a lady with a screen cracked phone..
😏if she can break her own phone and feel normal, what about your heart?? πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5..on my wedding day, if u cannot explain how water enter inside coconutπŸ₯₯..
No food for you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6.. Boldness is when you enter a football viewing centre, switch off the tv and shout.. "I want to preach the word of GodπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7..AMERICAN: "OH, he's gone!! πŸ₯Ί
AFRICAN: "when I saw him licking oranges and groundnuts yesterday.. I didn't know he was saying goodbyeπŸ™πŸ™ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8.. U will stand one place and drink 2 sachets water, or when you buy bottle water, u will carry it from the market to my house.. Why?? πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9..thats how some pastors will quote a verse in the Bible.. Baaam, u will search the whole Bible but couldn't find it πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10..Everything is not Village people, how will u go for job interview and be fighting over sockets to charge your phone?? πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11..we can't find our secondary school friends on Facebook again, because .."Joseph blessing" Is now.. "La candy La crush" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

12..the pain of having grandmother that' doesn't do witch craft..😩😩people will take your post for granted.. Knowing fully well that you don't have back up😏

Are you liking the post πŸ™„or I should call my grandmother?? πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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GENESIS SANDA from Takum LGA taraba state Nigeria kuteb akenten one of Africa love you all new home
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