27/01/2023
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1..the benefits of marrying short girl is dat u can put your phone on top of the cupboard without password πππ
2..u dey inside busπ
And the driver begin dey scratch Em hand for head dey spead up dey say.. "This world don tire me"!!
πββοΈu get time dey reply am with.. " As in eehnπππ
3..after eating your BREAD alone in the bus π
U are turning to ask.. "What's the time??
π‘it is 48:76pm..nonsenseπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
4.. Men beware!!
Never date a lady with a screen cracked phone..
πif she can break her own phone and feel normal, what about your heart?? πββοΈπββοΈππ
5..on my wedding day, if u cannot explain how water enter inside coconutπ₯₯..
No food for you ππ
6.. Boldness is when you enter a football viewing centre, switch off the tv and shout.. "I want to preach the word of Godππ
7..AMERICAN: "OH, he's gone!! π₯Ί
AFRICAN: "when I saw him licking oranges and groundnuts yesterday.. I didn't know he was saying goodbyeππ ππ
8.. U will stand one place and drink 2 sachets water, or when you buy bottle water, u will carry it from the market to my house.. Why?? πββοΈππ
9..thats how some pastors will quote a verse in the Bible.. Baaam, u will search the whole Bible but couldn't find it πββοΈππ
10..Everything is not Village people, how will u go for job interview and be fighting over sockets to charge your phone?? πββοΈππ
11..we can't find our secondary school friends on Facebook again, because .."Joseph blessing" Is now.. "La candy La crush" ππ
12..the pain of having grandmother that' doesn't do witch craft..π©π©people will take your post for granted.. Knowing fully well that you don't have back upπ
Are you liking the post πor I should call my grandmother?? π‘ππ
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