10/06/2013
Let's recreate a scene from numerous of the strikes across the nation that cripples the socioeconomy condition of the nation. People likewise, industries, organizations bear the brunt of such strikes in term of financial losses with their offices either shut down or work not completed by the due date.
The streets are covered in red mask so holy that they leak of bricks and stones pelted at the authorities, the smoke and smug filled clouds where the air is more poisonous than the gas chamber filled with with arsenic and chloroform in the Holocaust during the WWII orchestrated by the then villain- Adolf Hi**er.
The road is a a mess and objects, vehicles ferrying on the road are vandalized unknown as to who is bearing the brunt. The people intrinsically or say indirectly. They are the ones facing repercussions a few years or their successors a few decades later.
Many intellect at work and their minds at the workstation have failed to come up with the proper mitigation measures to control it. So, what do we get? More of such insanely moronic acts where they are throwing the axes at the authorities unaware about the boomerang effect of such acts sheer stupidity.
Yet, in introspection, one business can win and in turn mitigate the state's woes in terms of financial, economic, health and insurmountable unforeseen loses. So, how is the main question.
So what if I were to build a huge destruction and anger management center where you don't come in with constructive mindset ready to make or even learn to manage your anger.
It is a place which has the recreation of the scene from the streets with all the monuments the youth and the young adults hate and can vandalize. Every bit of the details are constructed from the broken traffic lights to the streets' fenceless side walks, to the pithole from the streets/road, tyres ready to feel their mercy, stones and rock everywhere ready to be pelted at the posters, monuments, and.or idols of the hated personnel to vehicles ranging from the hummer, to Landcruiser to Prado to the CRV to Rovers to name some of the SUVs seen ferrying across the streets of the capital, to some of the sleek Sedans to the ordinary Hatchbacks.
You name it and they are there- but depending on the cost, the condition of those vehicles. More importantly depending on demand, they would have number duplicate number plates of yellow to white and red to red and black to green to black to all the ones running across the streets of the capital.
So, the money machine would the start talking. How about these places be opened to bookings and the charging rates depend on the requirement of the parties who want to call bandhs or strikes or road obstruction?
So, if someone or some politically affiliated workers' or students' union can book it at certain price and recreate the scene that we, Nepalese are so renowned for- 90% destructive and about 1 percent constructive, you do the maths and will figure out that the missing figures could care less about anything, totally indiscernible to any of the national developments.
The daily charges will be variable thanks large to the privilege of sneaking in a little room for cameras from various news agencies and safety spots/rooms in there to take live picture with full coverage of the malady and interview session during the break.
Furthermore, there could be food and drinks stalls for quenching their thirst and a little snack or meal in between. Not forgetting to mention here, each of the decimating squad will be given a weapon of choice but not the ones that are lethal- just some sticks and sports equipment to bash the floor or total the vehicles.
So you have it a solution to the whole bandhs killing the system and the socioeconomic condition of the nation while businesses willing to invest in that making copious amount of cash in return while their daily business activities are left unhindered by these uncouth activities seen around the nation and as moronic as it sounds it could be a very good investment opportunity.
