Papatoetoe & District RSA

17/08/2018

Dear Sir,
Every six months, the 600 @ risk dairy owners, @ liquor shop owners live in mortal fear, when the tax increase time comes around, attacks on their small businesses, have increased 100% in the last 3 years, usually after a tax increase. There is now proving that the tax is no longer working.2025 to have NZ smoke free is a pipe dream! 3% smoking under 15 is as good as it gets. The good news is it is no longer "hip" to smoke. My friends’ @ the local dairy closed last Christmas for one week @ a half for the first time in 8 years, to recover from their injuries after an attack! The neighbouring licker shop owner (lovely fellow) was hospitalised for three weeks after another attack, he hired extra security, which he could not afford, now after 19 years he has sold his business, all his hopes & dreams gone.
I am fortunate to be able to use a great Auckland City Council facility the local superbly administrated swimming pool, their l see the damage faces of business owners that have been attracted, that seems to take forever to heal.
The very able assistant Prime minister The Right Hour able Winston Peters, & his proactive New Zealand Labour government are about to review the current "crazy” tax, let’s give him hour total support. If the cigarette tax increases continue, as night follows day their "living hell will continue. Brothers @ Sisters, it is not flash to give the bash, for so little cash, to get court & go to the bin makes you a has bin & you have committed a major sin.
Ross Middleton Papatoetoe
( AK "Mr Wonderful” Australasian Primer Supermarket Charity Bucket Collector.)


For NZ Hearld

04/06/2018

04/06/2018

Wish to thank the Editor & Oceania Media Limited for reproduceing part of page 7 of Pacific Peoples Health Issue 11.

16/04/2018

These hilarious rugby yarns, from Stu Wilson & Phil Kingsley - Jones book called Ruck Me

The Second World War breaks out & all young fellers are called up for service.
An Englishman & a Welshman are sitting in the waiting room before going in for a medical.The Englishman goes in first & comes out after ten minutes.
" l told you , old chap, they failed me, they failed me' he says.
"How did you do that ?" asks the Welshman.
"l wore this truss. l told them l couldn't join the army with a truss so they failed me.l tell you shat old chap, would you tike to borrow my truss?"
"That's very kind of you," says the Welshman.
So the old Welsh forward puts on the truss & goes in for his medical.
"lncredible," says the doctor. "lncredible. You're in the army."
"What?" says the Welshman."How can l be in the army?
l don't feel very well, l've got this truss on"
"Yes," replies the doctor. "Anyone who can wear a truss upside down can join the army. You start Monday."

A young police officer named Frank Oliver was on duty in lnvercargill when there was a break in @ a local dairy.
The burglars stole 200 ci******es & a sack of carrots.
When Police Officer Oliver was interviewed by the local press, he was asked, "Have you any leads?"
"Yes," said Frank. "We're looking for a rabbit with a bad cough."

Mac McCallion, New Zealand Maoris captain & Counties loose forward, sat @ a bus stop in Papakura eating a pie.
A refined lady, down from Remuera visiting her son, was also standing @ the bus stop.
As Mac ate pie, the lady's poodie was jumping up trying to get a tasty morsel.
Mac turned to the lady. "Do you mind if l throw him a bit?"
"Not at all," was the reply
So Mac picked up the dog & threw him 30 meters up the road.

A first-five from the Rotoiti
club in the Bay of Plenty comes running in & says to his wife, "Pack your bags, l've won Lotto."
"Which ones?"
"All of them You're leaving!"

Graham Mourie has two young daughters.
One day his eldest girl was walking down the main street of Opunake leading a cow on a rope. She met the iocal minister who said, "Excuse me, little girl, What are you doing with that cow?"
"Oh,Vicar," she said. "lts my father's cow & l'm taking it to the bull."
"Disgusting" said the minister. "can't your father do it?"
"Oh no ," replied the girl. "lt has to be the bull."

A young Awatere Rugby Club wife is in court in Marlborough.
"Why did you shoot your husband with a bow & arrow?" asks the judge.
"l didn't want to wake the kids," she says.

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Pervert on the phone, "panting" hard.
"Do you have no hair & a tight ass,"
"Yes he is sitting right here would you like to speak to him"

A fellow working out his will on his computer,
calls out to his wife in a self satisfied voice,
"l am going to leave it all to you my dear.
Wife "You always do, you lazy basted."

Doctor "the cheque you gave me for my will came back"
Patient "So did my arthritis."

"lf you treat your lady with kindness & gentleness,
you will always have her heart."

07/12/2017

Huge Win For The Papatoetoe Returned Services Association
War Birds over Papatoetoe are now happening because of the
extraordinary hard work over a lenghy period, by the President and the committee and at no cost to the club, congratulations!
War Birds could not happen because of closeness to the Airport
@ the trouble with the flite paths and the difficulty of obtaining permission.
Then after sometime it was possible for the flites.
Then cancelled because of the current committee's very successful cost saving campaign.

22/11/2017

For A Better World