02/07/2026
Lesson 1 of 365 from the K2 COLLEGE π¨πΌοΈβ
"I know what to do with it"
***That's what She said***
With this 7 word Pitch, Ms Haiveta smiled with Confidence as she waved her Magic Wand like a Fairy Godmother and sold Mr Nicodemus a Business Plan that sounded like...
"Your Wish is My Command" πͺ β¨ π«‘ππ
And just like that...
SARUFA BABUL TALENT, CAREER & SME GUIDE COLLEGE
Was born...
And that's one Page from the 2004 Archives of the Sarufa Babul Family History & Heritage Digital Museum on Facebook πΌοΈ π¨
Ooooopss...
Sorry...
I didn't know you were reading while I was writing these History Lessons for the next Generation of Sarufa Babul Descendants...
Let's pause for a moment...
Take a deep breath for 4 seconds...
Hold for 7 seconds...
Then breath out for 8 seconds...
That's how it works...
I GIVE ORDERS
YOU TAKE ORDERS
You are only allowed to say either one of these 3 things...
1. Yes sir.
2. No sir.
3. No excuse sir.
Good π
End of lesson one. Proceed. Next Agenda please.
Anyways...
This is just a continuation of the work initiated by Neko Babul known online as Digital Papu. Father of the Digital Storyteller. But considered Elementary by Head Mistress Haiveta Babul.
By the way...
My name is Peter Haiveta Sarufa Babul.
But for now, just call me...
Mr. Witch π§Ή πͺ πͺππ«‘ππ
Your Private Digital Tutor & History Teacher π«‘
Or Captain Karu β
At your Service πβπ¦Ί
Can I take your Order???
Your Wish is my Command πͺ π§Ή πͺ πͺ π π
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Anyways, I like to cast Magic Spells using mere words from every day words used by mere mortals, and hardwire them directly into your Consciousness, Conscience & DNA, through your memory & through your eyes, as you are reading this π€£
Because I am a Witch π§Ή πͺ
A Digital Witch π
...
I can now cast spells using TECHNOLOGY π€
Not like how the African Queen from Wakanda uses Vibranium to create Hollywood Movies π
And I am literally alternating your DNA using whatever word I can use in the English literature to turn you into a prince or a princess in a Resource Rich Indigenous Blue Planet that "you don't know what to do with it" because many of you are just maroon toads and blue cockroaches slaving for Egypt during the Worst El Nino famine, too busy watching rugby without fully establishing the Trillion Dollar Blue & Green Economy.
(Hope I touched a nerve there π
)
Good.
Just kidding π
Anyways... π€«
Let's continue with your Boring Neverending Bedtime Story called Status Quo & Complacency π€£π€«π«£π₯±π€π€π«’ π
Magic did take place... That day...
In that year of 2005, mom and dad started off their Table Market withβ just one Tea Bag and 6 Packets of sugarβ. And within just 6 months the Business grew to the point where they had 5 Cartons of Assorted Biscuits, 5 Cartons of Tinned Fish, 5 Cartons of Sita Corn Beef, 5 Bales of 1kg sugar, 5 Bales of 1kg rice, 1 Carton of No.1 Tea and 5 Cartons of 2L Oil. They also brought 6 chickens from Port Moresby to Lae and within that 6 months, that also grew until they had 400 chickens. Mom also won two ducks from a Raffle draw and that too grew to a total of 48 Ducks. Mom saw her life blessed just like Jacob in the Bible. While being a foreigner in her Husband's Country. Dad's relatives thought she was using Black Magic πββ¬ π€
But all she used was the 9 fruits of the Holy spirit. That's all.
And we that, she could Franchise Trade Stores any day.
With that she had the spirit of Leadership, Determination, Patience, Hospitality, Certainty, Patience, Quiet Confidence, Transparency, Cleanliness, Law & Order. An Angel from the Sky that my dad saw with determination when he first saw her at UPNG in 1975, with "I knew I loved you before I met you" by Savage Garden, playing in the background.
Read full story here:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=239350933422838&id=100056589709116&mibextid=Nif5oz
The Sands of Time collected from the Shores of Lese Ilava was mixed with the Clay from the Mountains of Wafi Golpu to create a Digital Hour Glassβ³ Set to 365 degrees Celsius β to Light the Cauldron once and for all as a Beacon of Hope to all of the Indigenous Tribes on the Blue Planet. With a Systematic Statement... The Sons of God and the Daughters of Freedom have finally arrived in the Jubilee year when PNG needed them the most after 50 years of Neocolonialism.
(Yeah, I said it) ππ€«
Then at the Click of the Done Button β
Sohe lofeare π meaning "Astala Vista Baby..."
π₯ BOOOOOOOM π₯
The King of Spades dropped the Digital 7 of Hearts and the Universe went Boom π₯ π€― π₯β€οΈβπ₯πβ€οΈβπ©Ήπ
Thank you
By Management
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Ps: Just call it the K2 COLLEGE for now π
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Okay kids...
Lift up a K2 note...
Wink at it...π
And say these 7 Magic Words, 7 Times, wink 7 times at the end of each sentence...
1. I know what to do with it π
2. I know what to do with it π
3. I know what to do with it π
4. I know what to do with it π
5. I know what to do with it π
6. I know what to do with it π
7. I know what to do with it π
You have heard it said before by Nike... "Just Do It"
Well I say to you... "Just get it"
If the Future Version of you is a Multiplier like Joseph That ruled Egypt like a Prosperous & Resilient Kingdom for 15 years during 7 years of El Nino.. Just get it. Wear that Personality immediately. You have no choice. Alter your DNA. This is who you are now. A Multiplier. Like mom. Your Grand Mother. The Fairy Godmother. Known to her family as Waro. To extended family as Moriapo (Big Sister). A Queen the Carries herself like a daughter raised inside God's Kingdom. In fact. She was. Both her and dad. Jehovah's Witnesses π«‘
Anyways...
Did you realize what I just did???
I just cast a spell on you.
Because
I
AM
Mr. Witch π§Ή πͺ
Her last born son.
Great Grand Son of Paramount Chief Nowang Gamun, Wampar Tribe, Morobe Province, Indigenous Dark Chocolate lased with the essence of untainted Organic Virgin Coconut Oil from the sands of Lese Ilava, Moripi Clan, Toaripi Tribe, Gulf Province π« π« π₯
These 7 Magic Words will take you all the way to the end. Mom said it in our family. And now you all know. Her Secret Magic Words...
I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT π₯ 𧬠π
Congratulations ππ
You've just successfully completed lesson 1 of 365.
Now you have to write a 2 minute response...
The Stage is Yours...
Welcome to the...
INDIGENOUS BLUE PLANET π GOT TALENT β
My name is Mr. Witch,
And you have 2 minutes...
The Stage is Yours β³
(I mean comment section π)
Pps: Don't worry, this is not a trick, or a trap, or a screenshot, or a job interview, or a Pitch fest...
Let's call it 2 Minute Noodles, Fast to Cook, Good to it, Maggie any Day of the Week.
With that K2 in your hand, do you know what to do with it??????? π€
Tell us how can make something out of nothing using just K2 and turn it into a Franchise.
(Yeah I know, I'm just flexing π
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You have 2 minutes π
The stage is yours β³π«‘β