An indoor cat who loves to do crafty sh*ts. Such as scratching papers, painting p**p on the floor, making biscuit on my hooman's belly, and etc. My most favorite part of the day is people watching on my big cat TV aka window, my hobby is begging for food even though I have just been fed and wont stop until I vomit. My greatest achievements in life so far is learning how to almost open the door knob, except my hand slips on it and its kinda hard not have fingers to grip and just a paw. They should have changed it to a better one like, what you call it? Half dummy door knob, if you don't know it search it up dummy. Well, I'm a well behaved cat, I can ask food without making a sound, I just have to sit next to where they feed me in some part of the house and they know already what I was asking. Mommy doesn't want noisy beggar when it comes to asking for food you know, not so demure duh! My b*stard dog brothers behaves the same way when its feeding time, no barking allowed before meal time. They just have to sit and wait for the kibbles to be served. Same goes to treats. I'm not the adventurous type you know, as I've mentioned earlier, I'm an indoor cat. Mommy is too protective, even though I have been spayed already on my first year. She's scared her pretty and elegant daughter might get catnapped. Pretty much that's just I could only tell you for now. Gotta go.
