پی ٹی آئی ٹائیگر شہرام خان ترکئی

16/09/2022

پاکستان تحریک انصاف چئیرمین عمران خان کی زیرصدارت پختونخواء کی ضلعی صدرو اور جنرل سیکرٹریز کا اجلاس شروع
اس موقع پر ضلع صوابی صدر سہیل خان یوسفزئی بھی موجود

16/09/2022

چیئرمین پاکستان تحریک انصاف عمران خان کی سابق وزیر اعلی پنجاب سردار عثمان بزدار سے ملاقات

16/09/2022

07/11/2014

آئی سی سی کرکٹر آف دی ایئر کے لیے بہترین کھلاڑیوں کو شارٹ لسٹ کر لیا گیا ۔۔ تینوں فارمیٹ میں کوئی بھی پاکستانی کھلاڑی جگہ نہ بنا سکا

30/10/2013

love is life but life is not real

30/09/2013

A couple was watching a Premier League
match together.
After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Saint Obi?
Husband: No. He is Michel Obi. Saint Obi is a
Nollywood Actor.
Wife: Michel Obi is smart. He should be in
Nollywood movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have a Nollywood actor
brother.
Wife: See Another Goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this
match.
Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs
Chelsea.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing
Squad.
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he
is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the
tickets? Why is it a Free Kick?
Husband: mute, not uttering a word.
Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his
wife on the phone?
Husband: He is communicating with his lines
man.
Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow
cards. Is there not any Blue card or
something?
Frustrated husband turns off the TV.
*Wife turns it on and watches "African Magic".
*Husband: Who is this Mercy Johnson?
Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't
disturb me.
One word for the Wife.