24/03/2015
Read dis funi s**t!!
I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3
condoms,
looked at them curiously for a while wondering
how on earth I could use them. The lady at the
counter noticed my puzzlement and asked
sincerely, ''Have you ever
used a condom? Do you know how to put it on?'' l
blushed said,"No!" The lady took one condom and
opened it and wore it on her thumb as an
example.
'' This is how you wear it. You have to make sure
its
tight!'' I was even more puzzled by this. I was just
an
innnocent young man. She noticed how shy and.
confused I was."You must be a virgin," she said
teasingly. "Have you ever had s*x?" l said, "No!"
Then she looked around the shop; there was no
one but just the 2 of us. She called me behind the
counter, opened the door leading to the back-
rooms and invited me in. She quickly locked the
door, told me to hurry up coz "..we don't have
time!" She pulled her
short skirt up, her panty down, opened her legs,
and lay her back on a table. Then she told me to
wear the condom on just like she had told me. I
did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes there I
was right deep inside her wet sweet flesh. But Oh
My God no, in just 10 seconds inside it was just
too much and I
came tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twin twii tsaaa ziii.
The lady feels it too, she feels the hot cremora
inside her, and asks me, ''Did you put the condom
on like I told you?" "Yes I did. Just like you told
me!" I replied. She says, ''Let's see!" I showed her.
"Oh s**t!" she screamed. "You are supposed to
wear it on your
P***S not on your THUMB, you dummy!'' Now
she
is 8months pregnant and I don't know wat to
do.is
it my fault?
