24/11/2016
Guуs®
*Today is World 'P***s Day'....Funny but Educative....*
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*A true friend is like a P***s, he stands up for you in times of needs.
*Do u know that the P***s is d greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months*.
*Besides it has 3 good manners too*
1) *Its very courteous, it stands before it performs*
2) *It is very emotional, it weeps during performance*
3) *It is polite, it bows after performing.*.
*Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves!. 1) Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free!"*
2) *Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of BP!*
3) *Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed*.
4) *Success is like 'pregnancy'. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it*.
5) *Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason*.
6) *Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life*.
*When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach & say "Congrats"!*
*But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done"!*
*Moral: "Hard work is never appreciated: "Only results matter"*
*Now that I've educated. you,
*"Happy p***s day"*
