Trump’s Toast

Brand selling face-masks, daily apparel, and more, featuring Trump as Toast. Which he is.

07/01/2021

Trump’s extra TOAST! today! Sweaty tank, link in bio.

25/11/2020

Look at us! 1000 followers strong💪💪💪There were a lot of bold predictions leading up to the election, but NOBODY saw this coming. Thank you all for your support, keep on shopping, shining, and sharing. Stay Toasty y’all✌️

24/11/2020

Toasty Day for a Toasty Tank. If you’re feeling Toasty OR Frosty today, hit the link in our bio for stupid comfy clothes of all warmth’s

18/11/2020

He knows that trump is a piece of burnt sourdough lying on the kitchen floor. It’s time for Biden to clean the kitchen!

06/11/2020

You asked, we listened. Our brand new X-Marks-the-C*ck line is even better than a treasure map; no digging required to bury this buffoon. Get them while they’re hot, so you can laugh when tempers are not.

As soon as we launched, our most eager would-be customers shared with us their worst fear. That they might be mistaken for a Trump supporter, by someone seeing the hideous piece of Toast, or all-caps “Trump”, inked all over one of our shirts. We don’t want to make anyone feel bad or wrong for supporting Trump; you may support him if you like. But we don’t. And if you do, you probably won’t like our shirts. Or our website. Or the results of the recent election.

03/11/2020

VOTE TOAST OUT! VOTE TOAST OUT!

There is still time. Cast your vote. Make a difference. DO YOUR PART.

www.trumpstoast.com

02/11/2020

You can never have TOO many masks... luckily for you we have multiple to choose from! Wear 'em and share 'em to social media so everyone gets the message that TRUMP'S TOAST! 🤡

www.trumpstoast.com

01/11/2020

You know what's REALLY scary? The thought of Trump in office for another 4 years. 🤢

Have a SAFE and Happy Halloween! Hopefully this nightmare is almost over. 👿

31/10/2020

We can’t seem to advertise if we’re too specific about who’s Toast, but you get the idea....

31/10/2020

Do your part and wear a mask! And look intelligent and compassionate while doing so! www.trumpstoast.com

- CDC recommends that people wear masks in public settings, like on public and mass transportation, at events and gatherings, and anywhere they will be around other people.

- Masks may help prevent people who have COVID-19 from spreading the virus to others.

- Masks are most likely to reduce the spread of COVID-19 when they are widely used by people in public settings.

- Masks should NOT be worn by children under the age of 2 or anyone who has trouble breathing, is unconscious, incapacitated, or otherwise unable to remove the mask without assistance.

- Masks with exhalation valves or vents should NOT be worn to help prevent the person wearing the mask from spreading COVID-19 to others (source control)." - CDC.gov

30/10/2020

Our sticky, toasty stickers are available NOW! Put it on your water bottle, laptop, forehead... wherever you want to tell the world that you-know-who is TOAST! (We'll give you a hint... his name rhymes with lump and dump. 🤔)

28/10/2020

"Biden leads Trump by nine percentage points nationally, 52 percent to 43 percent, according to an average of national polls since Oct. 12." - The Washington Post

We are in the lead, but not by much. VOTE! We all know that Trump's Toast, but it only counts if you go out there and prove it! Kick this horrible piece of toast out of office.