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19/07/2014

02/07/2014

Nice Lunch.

12/06/2014

Breaking News: Most African Women will NOT be
going to the World Cup in Brazil as they are afraid of
meeting the owners of their hair! Lol

12/06/2014

WELCOME TO FACEBOOK
A social network:
1.Where pedestrians have cars
2.Where unemployed people are CEO's...
3.Where the ugly ones have beautiful profile
pictures...
4.Where school drop outs have PHD's...
5.Where tree cutters are branch managers...
6.Those who live in Dwabigusonam3w) now live in
Los Angeles...
7.Where thieves are pastors...
8.Males are females
9.Semi illiterates cover themselves with
shorthand...
Add yours lets keep it rolling...

09/06/2014

How to know she is a GIRL and not a WOMAN
1. Her favorite food is chips and chocolate.
2. Her favorite actor is Alejandro.
3. She confuses ego with dignity.
4. When you greet her she frowns and even ignores.
5. She says pweety, xoxo, k,gawxh,xaxa as in like,
twitat, it with an English accent.
7. She flashes and please call me's you 57 times a
day.
8. Her facebook name is Pweety- Haggalicious
Shantel Gyalabubble when her real name is
Geraldine sentogo or Gaudensia Siprosa.
9. She catches feelings when reading this!!!! Nyabos
nkt!!!
10…………………………………

09/06/2014

WHICH ONE IS MORE PAINFUL????
1) After keeping ur virginity for more
than 25yrs
and getting r***d one week to ur wedding
2) Work hard for the wholemonth and go
to ATM
and be robbed.
3) You are sitting next to your crush in
class. your
chair makes a farting noise and you cant
make the
noise again to prove you didnt fart.
4) In the Exam room, your friends start
saying its
the one, we had this paper yesterday …
but they
didn’t show you.
5) studying for 7yrs at University then stay
at home for 10yrs unemployed.
6) During Ur first date, the drink U are
drinking enters Ur windpipe and U start
coughing non-stop...Red eye...
7) After preaching the word of God but lose
Heaven.
Comment with number and share to your
Friends

07/06/2014

Never force children to Pray. At
dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in
prayer...
BOY: But i dont know how to pray
DAD: Just pray for your family
members, friends and neighbours, the
poor, etc
BOY: "Dear Lord" he started
Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies
and ice cream.
Bless them so they wont come
again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who
removed my sister's clothes and wrestled
with her on her bed.This coming
Christmas, pliz send clothes to all those
poor naked ladies on my daddy's
Blackberry and provide shelter for the
homeless men who use mom's
room when daddy is at work °°°AMEN°°°°
…………………………
Dinner was cancelled.

05/06/2014

"Short girls love s*x, unlike tall girls. Many
short girls tend To
lose their virginity much earlier than tall
girls.
Fat girls are the perfect girls To love. When a
fat girl loves you,
You are lucky. But slim girls are in most
cases players and not Good at loving.
Most light skinned girls are hooked than dark
girls.
Cute dudes usually get laid more than Ugly
dudes. Plus most
dudes that are not Good looking end up
dating the cutest girls.
A lot of girls don't appreciate Good boys. Be
a good guy most
chics will shun you. Be a bad guy, hurt girls,
break their hearts,
and they will love you. Confusing i know.
Majority of Girls nowadays dress to draw
attention and NOT to
look good."

02/06/2014

pic of the day

02/06/2014

A pregnant woman was in the labour room, when the
baby's head came out and the baby asked:
# BABY: Is this Uganda?
# NURSE : Yes.
# BABY : Is Museveni still the president?
# NURSE : Yes.
: Has Kony ever been captured?
: No
: Is Lukwaago back to City Hall?
: No
: i had Olara Otunu didnt vote himslef in the
presidential elections is it true?
# N...URSE: yes.
: Is Bbale Francis still at UBC?
: Yes.
is Bukenya still the secrtary of UNEB? :
Yes
:Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! one last one
; Is katikilo stil collecting etafaali
; yes..
I WANA Be BORN IN ANOTHER COUNTRY
Via Whatsapp

17/05/2014

after this training we are going to hunt for konyi.

16/05/2014

DEAR MUK and MUBS GIRLS
Before u get dressed and start the Mirror foto-shots
in your Hostel Rooms..... First get rid of the Rolex left
ovas in the back ground..We r interested in seeing ur
curvy bodies not ur poor diet
Signed, Kyu student