Desert Eagle Motorcycles

01/13/2024

One of my favorite photos!

A great day for a ride!

01/13/2024

Old Biker Joke of the Week
#1236 "B***s & Wi***es"

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of b***s are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of wi***es are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his w***y is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

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09/13/2022

Queen Elizabeth || once rode a motorcycle, way back when she was 19. She joined the Auxiliary Territorial Service (ATS) in February 1945. Part of the course involved her learning to ride a military bike, as pictured, which we believe is either a BSA or Royal Enfield 250. She was the first queen to operate a motorcycle. May her Majesty rest in peace. We are saddened by the news of her passing.