Zack Gregory

07/17/2018

This is fantastic. Just imagine how much better it’d be if these announcers would SHUT FREAKING THEIR MOUTHS! It’s like I’m at a sorority meeting with baseball on in the background. 🙄

03/28/2018

Just heard on the news: Interviewer to Tim Cook: "what would you do if you were 's situation?"

: "I'd never be in his situation."

Oh snap! 😂

03/28/2018

I wasn't expecting much, but they're killing it so far with the first epiosde.😀

03/11/2018

As illogical as fans are, I bet they're currently thinking that they're a better team than and deserved to make it into the tournament. If everyone was as dumb as the selection committee, we'd all be in trouble. 😀

02/05/2018

Looking forward to baseball season...except for the fact that the general manager of my Texas is a complete mouth-breather. You could blindfold a raccoon throwing darts and get better results.

02/05/2018

. didn’t need to get any better at life...but he just did by participating in that commercial.

“Who says you can't have me on your Alexa enabled device ?? Just say "Alexa, enable Gordon Ramsay" for me to finally be in your kitchen ! You can also enable it here: https://t.co/5XH96mNbd1 https://t.co/NT77mYONvI”

02/05/2018

. won the ...and maybe advertising for the next 30 years.

02/04/2018

Hollywood Execs: “guess what? The data shows that there are still enough mouthbreathers in America that will pay to go see another Jurassic Park. Let’s make another!”

12/30/2017

If we’ve learned anything this year, it’s that the West Coast is not good at the college football.

12/29/2017

How hires college football announcers:

ESPN: do you have an abhorrently obnoxious and boisterous voice, and do you speak to obvious points on a first grade level?

Interviewee: Yes

ESPN: you’re hired!

12/29/2017

. offensive coordinator Noel Mazzone is a perfect example of how anyone can become a coach or coordinator in college football. It’s like his knowledge came from a “College Football for Dummies” book.