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Come for the Meta ads. Stay for the hot takes. 😂AI, passive income, Hormozi, Jesus, chihuahuas… apparently I had some th...
07/28/2026

Come for the Meta ads. Stay for the hot takes. 😂

AI, passive income, Hormozi, Jesus, chihuahuas… apparently I had some things to get off my chest.

Which one are you with me on? 👀 Lmk in the comments!

04/03/2026

Not all ads advice is created equal. 😅

And some of what’s floating around out there? Said with love, it’s going to waste your time and your budget.

Organic-only growth doesn’t scale. Faceless ads don’t build trust. $2/day doesn’t buy you data. And ads can’t save an offer that hasn’t been proven yet.

Ads work best when the foundation is already solid.

You need a proven offer, a realistic budget, and a willingness to be the face behind your brand.

THEN you scale.

Ready to do it right? Link in bio to apply to work with me. I’ve got limited spots before Q2, and prices are going up. 👀

03/04/2026

You’ve been the one keeping this whole thing running.

Your energy is pushing every launch, posting every reel, finding every lead. It’s all you all the time. 😮‍💨

But it doesn’t have to be that hard. Your revenue shouldn’t go up and down depending on whether or not you’re able to be “on” 24/7.

Ads create a predictable stream of leads, and They work whether you showed up every day on social or not.

When ads are done right, there’s nothing to lose except the draining cycle you’re already tired of.

Ready to hand some of that weight off? Head to the link in my bio to apply to work with me. Limited spots before Q2. 🫶

03/03/2026

When performance dips, you might be tempted to start messing around with your targeting.

And I get it. It feels productive to test different audiences.

But targeting is rarely what’s actually broken when ads aren’t working.

Here’s what’s more likely going on under the hood:
→ The hook isn’t stopping the scroll
→ The creative is pretty… but unclear
→ The landing page is meh (and doesn’t keep the promise the ad made)

So before you touch a single audience…
check those three things first. 👀

And if you turned off a campaign after 48 hours?
Said with love… it hadn’t even left the driveway. 😅

Meta needs data to optimize.

Cutting it too soon means you’re paying for learning you’ll never get to use.

Same goes for the long caption strategy.
Cold audiences aren’t stopping to smell the roses and read about your program, they’re scrolling. So, if the first 2 seconds don’t stop the thumb, the rest doesn’t matter.

The real levers are simpler than most people think:
→ A hook that earns the stop
→ Creative that’s clear (not just cute)
→ A landing page that picks up exactly where the ad left off

I wish I could tell you that there’s a magic button hiding in ads manager that’d make your ads explode but there’s not. Success with ads is all about foundations and data driven teensy weensy tweaks.

📌 So, friend save this for the next time you’re about to go audience-hunting at midnight.

And when you’re ready to stop guessing head to the link in bio to apply to work with me.

Limited spots before Q2 and prices are going up. 💃🏼

03/02/2026

There’s a reason coaches get frustrated with ad agencies. 👀

And no, it’s not laziness.

It’s that most will tell you you’re ready to run ads & take your budget before they’ll tell you what’s actually broken.

The funnel that’s not ready.
The creative that’s never been properly tested.
The $500 “test” that was never going to work anyway.

So 90 days go by... and you tell yourself “ads just don’t work.”

Let me explain why those two things matter so much.

$500 doesn’t work because the algorithm needs data to optimize… anddd data costs money. We’re talking hundreds of impressions, clicks, and actions before the system even knows who to show your ad to. $500 buys you a guess, not a result.

And a funnel that “isn’t ready” looks like this:
→ No dedicated landing page (sending traffic to your IG or homepage)
→ No checkout flow (DM-to-close doesn’t scale)
→ No email follow-up after someone opts in

Cold traffic needs a container to convert. Without it, you’re pouring water into a leaky bucket and wondering why it’s empty.

Here’s my standard:
$2k+/mo ad spend minimum.
A funnel that exists before we turn anything on.
A creative testing cadence we both agree to.

Because evergreen sales don’t happen when you throw a little bit of money at Meta and cross your fingers.

They’re come when there’s a solid foundation. And I only build them with people who have one.

If your foundation is solid and you’re ready to add fuel to the fire, let’s chat! ❤️‍🔥

Head to the link in my bio to apply to work with me and let’s scale your coaching business with an ads system that feeds your evergreen funnel on autopilot. 💃🏻

Running ads with ♥️ and integrity? 100% possible! But running ads with vague messaging? That’s a no.Cold leads don’t kno...
02/10/2026

Running ads with ♥️ and integrity? 100% possible!
But running ads with vague messaging? That’s a no.

Cold leads don’t know your heart so they will scroll away if you’re mousy about the transformation you provide.

That’s why when I manage your ads, I double down on your message. I’m not going to let you be shy about how awesome your offers are (while you watch your ad spend go down the drain)!

I’m going to help you talk about what to do CLEARLY and CONFIDENTLY so you can close ice cold leads on repeat. 💃🏻

Need this kind of strategic ad support in your life? I’ve got 1 DFY ads management spot left for Q1. Just message me MANAGE to learn more. 💌

02/02/2026

If you think ads “don’t work” for you and you’ve wasted hella money on them in the past…

It’s probably because you asked ads to do something they’re not meant to do:

➡️ figure out your message for you.

Ads don’t create clarity. They invoice you for not having it. 🙃

So, before you spend another dollar on ads, I want you to make sure you have:

1) A clear promise
“I help ___ get ___ without ___.”

2) A specific human you’re selling to
Not “busy moms” or “female entrepreneurs.” Who, exactly? And what’s their current problem?

3) One goal
Leads or booked calls or purchases.

4) A funnel that converts without ads
Ads don’t rescue weak funnels. They just feed them more people to disappoint.

5) Clean tracking
So you know what’s working instead of vibes-ing your way through a budget (AKA setting your money on fire 😩🔥)

If you want a second set of eyes on your funnel before you spend another dollar on ads, let’s talk. 🤝

DM me “FIX IT” and I’ll send you the link to book a free strategy call with me. 👯‍♀️

Polished graphics are cute… but scrappy converts. 👀If you’re short on time (or not in the mood to record another damn ta...
01/30/2026

Polished graphics are cute… but scrappy converts. 👀

If you’re short on time (or not in the mood to record another damn talking reel), these formats are SO simple yet wildly effective.

I love using “scrappy” creative for my client’s ad campaigns because it:

❌ doesn’t scream AD
✅ gets to the hook fast
👀 puts the proof on-screen (Notes/Docs = receipts)
🙌 is easy enough to make + run today

In this carousel, I’m breaking down a few of my go-to examples you can swipe, copy, and tailor to your offer no overthinking required 🧠⚡️

Because your ads don’t need to be fancy to work.

They just need to connect + make the value obvious.

Save this for the next time you’re stuck trying to figure out how to refresh your ad creative and tell me which format are you trying first? 👇

P.S. I’ve got 2 DFY ad management spots left at my current rate before prices go up in Q2 👀

If you want your next launch to feel way less stressful (and way more profitable), 👉 DM me “ADS” and I’ll walk you through how this works

01/21/2026

If you’re blaming Meta’s update for your ad performance… but your Description is blank?

That’s not “AI targeting issues.”That’s you giving the algorithm nothing to work with. 🫠

In this new era, the algo has zero patience for:
🙈 vague offers
🙈 generic “helping you grow” language
🙈 ads that don’t clearly say who they’re for + what they do

Here’s a quick tweak that’ll help meta find leads who actually want you offer:

✮ Treat your Ad Description like SEO (not a headline)
✮ Spell out: who you help + what you help them do
✮ Sprinkle keywords from your homepage + About page

Because you can’t “out-target” unclear context anymore.

You either give the the algorithm what it wants (SEO rich creative)… or you set your dollars on fire. 💸

If you want help running profitable ads in this new andromeda era, DM me “ADS.”

I’ve got 2 DFY ad management spots left before rates go up in Q2 👀

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