08/31/2026
🐢 DEAR GEORGIA DRIVERS, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT TURTLES.
If you see a turtle in the road, please understand something:
He has absolutely no idea what he's doing. 🤷♀️
He has a destination.
He has a plan.
He has no map.
And he has chosen the middle of a busy road as the best route to get there…probably during rush hour.
So if you see a turtle trying to cross:
* Slow down and give him space.
* If it's safe to do so, you can help him cross in the direction he was already heading. Don't turn him around just because you think the other side looks safer. He knows where he's going…probably.
* Never take a turtle home. A turtle in the road doesn't need a new address. He needs to get where he was already going.
* And please don't assume he needs to be near water. Seeing a turtle on the road doesn't mean he's headed to the nearest pond. Don't pick him up and relocate him to what you think is a better habitat. He’ll find his favorite watering hole when he's ready.
That turtle may move at approximately 0.0007 miles per hour, but he's still got somewhere to be.
If you see the car in front of you stop and some crazy person jump out, grab a turtle, run it to the side of the road, sprint back to the car and take off like it's a pit stop… Well, it was probably me. 😂
And if you're wondering where the turtle is going…
It's none of your business. And stalking is illegal. 😉