Beaty-Onstead-Donley Consulting

01/08/2023

Todays lesson is on Halitosis. If you know somebody with this terrible condition, please advise them of their treatment options. This is usually caused from poor dental hygiene. It is also common for people with this condition to have poor hygiene errrrwhere. Be a friend and let them know!!!

04/09/2016

This is to notify Jeremy Smith that he is in violation of federally mandated law regarding copyright materials. Pursuant to 17 U.S.C. 504, the Law firm of Beaty-Onstead-Donley is serving notice that a social media page under your control and supervision is hosting a copyrighted image. The consequences of copyright infringement includes statutory damages up to $150,000 per image. If you continue to engage in copyright infringement after receiving this notice, your actions will be evidence of “willful infringement”.
We demand that you remove the photo/illustration of a Yellow Suzuki Intruder which you no longer own, cause you sold it to me. lol

04/01/2014

Happy Birthday to Vice President of Marketing Brent Onstead. All of us here wish you the best. P.S. I know you have been stealing paper clips, and You're Fired! But have a great birthday.

02/02/2012

We would like to announce that starting Monday.....we are going public!!!! Shares start at five bucks.....get in now....before it's too late!

01/04/2012

Apparently there has been an outlash of "peer-pressure" attacks directed against those who call in frequently. If you have been a victim of such harassment call Beaty-Onstead-Donley immediately to schedule an interview.

12/30/2011

Beaty-Onstead-Donley Consulting is now accepting applications for Head of Security. Please fax your resume and cover sheet to 1-800-438-8633. Salary commensurate with experience.

12/27/2011

12/27/2011

"When you're in a bind.....keep us in mind!"

12/24/2011

On behalf of the legal advisors here at Beaty-Onstead-Donley Consulting we are pleased to be admitted to the Texas Legal Advisors Board.