12/27/2020
Are you ๐ง๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ฒ or ๐ฏ๐ช๐ค๐ฆ?โฃ
Proudly non-binary?โฃ
Canโt decide?โฃ
All-inclusive?โฃ
Unsure?โฃ
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In a world where ๐ ๐ซ๐๐ฒ colors ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ, because black and white is racist and/or privileged, you shanโt be surprised that there is now a third optionโฆโฃ
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๐ช๐๐๐โฃ
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Itโs a new breed of human who ๐ต๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด๐ค๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด the laws of good and bad - because he/she/ze/zir/they/them are both and neither.โฃ
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One minute you might think theyโre โniceโ, then youโre certain theyโre naughtyAF, only to realize theyโre in fact WOKE.โฃ
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Why be confined to naughty or nice, when you can be ๐ฐ๐จ๐ค๐? โฃ
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๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ตโ๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ต๐ต๐ฐ.โฃ
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But you see, Santa is having trouble understanding this. Heโs old school. He sees things as black or white (which is why heโs in the process of being canceled).โฃ
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Santa is simply NOT down, and heโs letting it be known...โฃ
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๐๐๐ง๐ญ๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ช๐จ๐ค๐ ๐
๐จ๐ฅ๐คโฃ
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Stay tuned for next Christmas (I mean holiday) when thereโs so many options you canโt possibly decide, and therefore youโll be forced to be everything and simultaneously nothing, pretending to not suffer from (in)decision-fatigue, while self-righteously determining that this all makes you particularly wokeAF (even though you also donโt identify with woke and take offense).โฃ
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Cheers to neo-communism - err democratic socialism.