Sneaky Ninja Assassination Services, LLC

Sneaky Ninja Assassination Services, LLC Facebook's only page for Ninjas to network, and discuss completed and future assassination contracts. Seriously? I think we both know what it is we do here.

08/26/2013

Ninjas - Master is looking for a few good Ninjas to serve as Page Admins. Admins must be skilled Ninjas with more than a few successful Assassinations under their belt, intelligent, have a good sense of humor, and strong grammar skills. If you're interested in being a Page Admin, please let us know. Only the most dedicated shall be promoted.

08/26/2013

Oh Ninjas, it appears that summer is now just about completely in the bag, as my little Ninja herself has to go back to school today. For you young Ninjas that are still in school - work hard, study hard, train harder, and assassinate with joy. We're special, Ninjas. Theres not alot of people in this world that have the physical and mental strength to do what we do, and I salute you all. Autumn is quickly approaching, and not only is that my favorite time of the year, it is a busy, busy time for assassinations. Keep your minds and your blades sharp!

- Master

06/23/2013

Hello Ninjas! We apologize for being absent for so long, but we were very busy dealing with some lovely folks from the "government" who seem to think that we were involved with the "assassination-for-hire" business! Can you believe such a thing? We at Sneaky Ninja Assassination Services had to fight the ridiculous charges.

Bwahahahaha.

So tell me, Ninjas - what is YOUR favorite Ninja movie? I know it sounds goofy (and that the movie had more than a few flaws and inaccuracies), but I have always been a fan of the first American Ninja movie ever since I watched it as a wee lad.

04/27/2013

Hello Ninjas, it's now 0213 here on the east coast of the good ol' US of A, and we're still busy, busy, busy processing new contracts and accepting new clients. A Ninja's work is never done. Sharpen your blades, clean your fi****ms, and always be prepared for your next assassination contract!

03/31/2013

We here at Sneaky Ninja Assassination Services, LLC. always take the Easter holiday off to spend time with our family and friends, to go to Easter service, to pig out on Easter ham and dinner, and to stuff ourselves silly with candy. HAPPY EASTER, NINJAS! Enjoy your day off - you're back to work on Monday. We've got contracts to fulfill.

02/28/2013

We've got to be honest - Fruit Ninja is just terribly boring. We are super addicted to Fishing Ninja though. Fishing? Using a katana to slice the fish into sushi? What's not to love?

02/19/2013

Hello Ninjas.

02/05/2013

It's been about twenty minutes since we've last stabbed someone. We're starting to go through withdraw.

01/30/2013

Hello Ninjas! It's been a very busy New Year for us here, plenty of great, high-paying assassination contracts have been flying in as of late. So we're in high gear stabbing people left and right. We love being Ninjas. Tell us, Ninjas, what is your favorite, non-typical, assassination technique?

01/22/2013

Stab stab

Stabby stab
..stab.

12/16/2012

We joke about silly stuff on this page, but what happened in Newtown, Connecticut at Sandy Hook Elementary School is no joke - it's a horrific nightmare that we can't wake up from. We all wish to extend our deepest sympathies and condolences to the families and friends of Sandy Hook Elementary School, and to those precious little children and those brave, heroic adults who were lost yesterday - we love you and miss you all. We will never forget you.

08/07/2012

Stabby, stabby, stab-stab-stab.

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