Mr.First Class-Robb D Bank$

05/31/2026

A friend and I were traveling yesterday. We met some legendary friends. $

05/29/2026

Part of my job as a top-tier wrestling manager is to scout ahead of my talent's arrival at the venue. The promotion and I have a signed contract, and it's up to me to ensure that the promotion fulfills their end of the bargain. Are we getting what we demanded? I mean, we are professionals, and when we are hired to wrestle, we bring the show all the time and every time! Of course, things like a private dressing room, a steak dinner for the winner after the match (of course, that's us), and at least a four-foot buffer between my wrestlers and the croaking toads seated on the front row are our basic demands. Including, but not limited to, a private ride to the venue. Absolutely no interaction with any fans of any kind. We have a job to do. We do it well. We collect our compensation and leave. So, here I am, a day early in the defunct metropolis known as Blountville, Tennessee. A town so backwards that they took out their oldest functioning traffic light and put in one of those pip-pip-cheerio roundabouts. How do you figure that people who are so inept that they can't even tell the color green from red are going to understand a complex circular traffic flow? When I tried to go through it on my way to the venue, it reminded me of Walmart. Just people staying in one spot staring at each other! Oh well, my business associates and I are in our hotel until showtime tomorrow. 7 pm at the Blountville Elementary School arena. Make yourself a potted meat sandwich, then come on out! Oh, and some dude named Jimmy Valiant is going to be there (yawn).

05/25/2026

Greetings slackers! My business associates and I are finishing up our Memorial Day visit to D.C. and are ready to head back to Tennessee. We are gearing up for a big wrestling show this Saturday, the 30th of May, in Blountville, Tennessee. I won’t be the only top wrestling star there. If you’re reasonably local, I suggest you make plans to attend. I’m sure you won’t be the only loser there. $

05/18/2026

I’ll be there.If you’re cheap enough to wanna get in free…Here ya go.$

Corey Smith has 25 FREE Tickets left for the big show May 30th! Reach out to him to get them now!

05/13/2026

Another week of being the best is underway. My opportunities are endless. I'm meeting top talent and will be taking that talent to the ring shortly. If you see me announce an appearance, come out and see what all the fuss is about. I can promise you won't be disappointed. What else do you have to do besides drink Mountain Dew, eat stale pork rinds, and watch Andy Griffith? Sorry, folks, but you can't buy a ticket to see me with an EBT card. Recycle those cans, go without ci******es, and drink well water. Cause I'm here to tell you, when my wrestling talent appears before your eyes, you won't believe the talent. You won't believe the ring mastery. You won't believe the level of precise wrestling skill. Some go to the show... I AM THE SHOW! Yeah, I said it! $

05/08/2026

Haven’t received a “Hey,I was here and I saw you” photo in quite a while. The girls and I were VIP guests at The Derby and apparently someone took a photo to prove it.I win big at the track. I win big in business. I win big in wrestling (so do my wrestlers). And I win big in life. Doing my best is better than the best. It’s a high standard my friends. But I’m equipped to handle it. Yeah I said it. $

05/08/2026

A beautiful photo album featuring all of sights of East Tennessee. It’s so good to be back! Still smells like potted meat,Mountain Dew and cat p**s v**e. Same,same and never change. Scouting new wrestling talent is my business.And of course,business is good. See,I’m a top talent myself. So I know top talent. And if you come to an event that I’m attending. You will see the best talent right in front of your naked steaming eyes! My talent is first class. Any event I attend is first class.And I’m Mr.First Class! When you’re ready to see the best…Stand in line like the rest. Yeah I said it! $

04/28/2026

It's another week going on dirtbags! Since we were coming back to Tennessee, the girls wanted to spend a few days in Gatlinburg. This is a horrible, overcrowded tourist trap dump. It seems some of the old Smokey Mountain Wrestling fans are still hovering around. Nothing like the glory days of wrestling! Rain today as we head on back to the Mr. First Class H.Q. We might stop by the second biggest tourist trap in the area, Buc-ee's. Get a bunch of plastic fudge and a case of diarrhea for the ride home. You don't buy the crappy food they serve there, you just rent it. If you didn't already have a case of mud butt from an overdose of Dolly. If I was her manager, she'd be way more successful than she is. Yeah, I said it! $