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Mr.First Class-Robb D Bank$

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Mr.First Class-Robb D Bank$

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The manager magnificent! Handling only the best wrestling talent. Making stars and money!

I’m currently open for bookings in the Tri Cities,Tennessee area.Especially interested in fundraising events.$

10/16/2026

Look who’s in everybody’s face! People who know me know that I’m just a humble guy. I don’t seek validation or attention. I’m always about helping others. I embrace my celebrity simply because it allows me to help others. I’ve always said that I’m just a selfish fool who thinks of other people. And I will never apologize for it. Imagine how red my face was when I was contacted by Principal Jefferson from our local elementary school to come and receive the annual award for asset allocation and philanthropic redistribution leadership. He and his council were so appreciative of my efforts to better the school environment. They have repeatedly asked me to speak on career day. And when they had that unfortunate incident with the misappropriation of funds. Who was the person that helped clear all of that nonsense up with the media and the city council? Me! And who did it with a three percent discount in my rate,(less a small convenience fee)? Me again. Yes,I will admit that sometimes my financial wizardry is a burden. I will never seek recognition for my accomplishments through. I’m just an everyday,humble,hat in in hand kinda guy who isn’t afraid to be slightly embarrassed by a bit of fuss over a little something I’ve done. The crown of greatness is heavy. But when you’re wearing one that’s custom made. Ya might as well show the world what you’re made of. And I do it everyday. Everyday I’m Mr. First Class. Everyday I’m representing championship caliber wrestlers. And everyday I’m cashing the big checks that go along with being great. Reshaping the future of wrestling and some spoiled bratty kids is all in day’s work for The Manager Magnificent! It’s kinda like that movie Groundhog Day,but classier. Wake up…. Be awesome. Sleep….Repeat.-$

10/14/2026

Look who was in your face! Thanks the everyone I met last night in Bristol. If you didn’t know about it,it’s because you weren’t worthy. Sorry, but one thing I can say about you losers is you get used to losing out. So it’s just another day for you. Travel time to watch a wrestling tryout in Abingdon Virginia today. The next wrestling superstar could be discovered by me today! One thing’s for sure. Me and success seem to be in the same place at the same time. Don’t believe me just watch.-$

10/12/2026

Hey you bunch of happy meal huggers,look who’s in your face! It’s Monday and back to business. First, I must thank all of the fans who came out to my haunted attraction this weekend. It went really well even though it was bit rainy. We only had one customer get electrocuted (mildly)so that’s an acceptable percentage of accidents. My lawyers made sure and put four disclaimers on the tickets so there could be no legal recourse should an unfortunate event or four happen. I sent the family a couple of Robb Bank$ t shirts to show how much I care. Financially,it was a huge windfall for me as expected. The best part is I left all the props and temporary structures there because the homeless will move in. Then the city will condemn the property and be forced to clean it up. Then I can actually buy the condemned property for pennies on the dollar. And word is three contractors are looking for property to build apartments because there’s gonna be another stupid sports bar being built just down the road. So, guess I’ll win again! Anyway,back to traveling for wrestling business this week. But before I go l, I stopped downtown and bought all of the office girls breakfast. I had some coupons that expire soon and I didn’t want to waste them. Besides,I’m not ashamed to take of the people that take care of me. I’ll keep everyone updated on the events of the week as they happen. I’m on every channel and every station.You can ignore me but I’m not going away. You don’t have to like it. Just accept it.-$

10/09/2026

What’s up lesser thans? Look who’s in your face today! I’m so proud to be able to give something back to my true fans. If you’ve ordered any of my merchandise in the last two weeks,you were sent an exclusive QR code.Scan that code to revel the location of my very limited run haunted attraction! That’s right. You can come and see the greatest haunted attraction in any state ( Legally I have to disclose we didn’t beat Florida or California for top haunt.But who would actually go there?). Come see my exclusive corn maze “The Field of Foreclosure”. Our very own -The Dishonorable Judge M Harshly will be appearing at his Escape Justice escape room. And if the fake fog smells like excellence.It’s because it’s infused with my high end cologne Bank$ $tank. Bottles of which will be available for purchase of course. Hey,Christmas is coming up so stop thinking about yourself and get some as a gift. Stop by the concession stand and grab a cold can of my refreshing Pumpkin Spice Bank$ Drank beverage. Show your ticket stub and get 35 cents off. Hey at 10 bucks a can, I’m practically paying you to drink it. High end haunting at its finest my friends. Once again,if you received a QR code from your purchase of official Bank$ merchandise.Scan it to reveal the location. I expect a big crowd and a successful endeavor as is all of my business ventures. See you there scaredy cats! -$

10/08/2026

Hey perpetual losers,look who’s in your face today. I like this display!Wrestling legends indeed. Speaking of wrestling legends,wonder how come my likeness isn’t included in the display? I wouldn’t charge much for licensing rights. I’m going to check into that. -$

10/06/2026

Look who’s in your stupid face! Tuesday at Bank$ enterprises find myself and The Electric Light Amish road tripping to Morristown Tennessee. I’m scouting one of the most exciting and talented wrestlers (that isn’t signed by me)today. The Electric Light Amish are going to help test this guy’s in ring talent.And then we’ll have a meeting to see if he’s Bank$ material. Honestly,he’s a raw talent to say the least. BUT- The video I watched definitely made me believe that this guy has the essence of greatness. And we all know how I can forge talent from the rawest of materials. I’m never going to buy into someone blindly. He requested a meeting and tryout. And then,if he can convince me and my guys that he has the extra degree of potential it takes to make the cut at Bank$ enterprises.Well,then we’ll see. Now back to your regularly scheduled day of being a hack. -$

10/02/2026

Look who’s in your face! Another productive and might I say lucrative work week is in the books. We are headed out for an evening on the town. No wrestling matches or scouting opportunities on the calendar till Monday. A few merchandising deals still floating around for us to evaluate.But that can wait. Winning all week never gets old. And it’s only right to go out and celebrate all of my accomplishments this week. What exciting business ventures will next week hold? I can hardly wait. Until then,carry this little nugget of Robb Bank$ wisdom with you. You can always fail. And you will. You can try to win tomorrow. But you won’t. Leave the winning to the winners. You think you deserve a win.But you don’t.-$

10/01/2026

Hey flunkies, look who’s in your face! Throwback Thursday time chumps.And today is a good one. Let’s go back to October of 1983 shall we? I was in L.A. for a big wrestling event that featured my wrestler defending (successfully) his championship belt in the main event. A friend of mine was doing the lighting and sound for that wrestling event. He said the next day he was going over to Griffith Park to set up lights for a music video that was going to be shot at night over the next few days. He invited me over,and since my schedule was open,I went over to check it out. As I’m standing around and taking it all in,a person in this crazy werewolf get up and I start talking. I didn’t know who the heck it was at the time. The conversation did reveal that the mystery person was a wrestling fan,though not a fan of my wrestler or me. Believe it or not, not everyone is a Robb Bank$ fan. And even back then it didn’t bother me. Anyway,Mr.Werewolf says that he is shooting a video for a song to promote his new album. They weren’t sure what they were going to do about the werewolf dancing because this guy was a performer and he wanted dance and choreography in the video. But he didn’t think a dancing werewolf would work. I gave him a bit of big money Bank$ advice. I said “Dude. Don’t have the werewolf dance.Split the video in half.You need to dance with zombies in the second half.” Well….. Later on,I was watching MTV and his video came on.And it was on a lot! The first time I saw it,I realized who the person was I was talking to. I’ve always been a little upset that my idea was used and I received no compensation for my contribution to the project. But,what is is and what was was. I guess I still have the photos and memories. Fast forward to today and here I am. Still having great ideas that are influencing thousands of people. Sharing my brilliant wrestling and business mind with those I chose to help.And getting ripped off by the lazy slugs that can’t create anything themselves. The difference is now I have a law firm to fight that fight.And make sure I get mine. My motto has always been. “You might think you beat me today.But tomorrow,you’ll realize you didn’t.” Yeah,I said it!-$

09/30/2026

Look who’s in your face! It’s midweek and winning as usual here at Bank$ Enterprises. Here’s a photo a fan sent to me this morning. I think it well shows how I will always promote the wrestling talent that I manage. The fans will always see a top tier show when team Bank$ is in the house. Oh believe me not everyone is a fan. Sometime after this photo was taken,I was hit with a half eaten hotdog. I endure constant verbal abuse at shows. And that’s okay because I will continue to promote my wrestlers and let them prove themselves in front of everyone that comes to watch. Success isn’t always guaranteed. But it’s highly probable when Mr.First Class is in your corner. Like or not,I’m the best show going today. What I say may not be popular.But it’s true.-$

09/29/2026

What a great day talent scouting in beautiful Hickory North Carolina. Met some really talented wrestlers. The venue was nice too. Big thanks to the volunteer crew from Alpine Promotions for setting up the ring for tryouts. Of course I met a few fans at stops along the way over. Afterwards me and a few of the boys had a late lunch and a productive meeting. I’m not sure if I’ll sign any of these guys to a contract,but it’s always good to see who’s up and coming in the independent promotions. Who knows. I may have met my next money maker.-$

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