08/17/2026
Okay, so let me tell y’all about this one because clearly… the bottle speaks for itself. 😂🥃
I picked up this Kingfish Rum Punch by New England Sweetwater from Happy Cork — and first, shoutout to my girl Sunshine, because she ALWAYS has a little magic hiding somewhere in that store. ✨
Kingfish is a ready-to-drink rum punch coming in at 15% ABV / 30 proof, and baby… this is DANGEROUSLY easy to drink. 😂
On the nose: Bright tropical fruit, citrus, a little pineapple and sweetness. It smells like somebody already started the lime without you. 🌴
On the palate: Juicy, fruity, smooth and refreshing. You get that tropical fruit, citrus and sweetness with the rum sitting nicely underneath it. Nothing complicated. Nothing fighting you. Just GOOD.
The finish: Light, fruity, slightly sweet and entirely too easy.
And as you guys can see… once you open the bottle, apparently it is IMPOSSIBLE not to finish it. 😂 Because why is it already down THERE?!
I even had to pull my Camera Guy Mike from BEHIND the camera and bring him in FRONT of it to try this with me. And since it’s his birthday, I figured this was the perfect excuse.
Happy Birthday, Mike! 🥳🥃
This is absolutely one of those bottles I’d grab for a BBQ, beach day, cookout, event, get-together, picnic, backyard lime — or honestly, whenever you don’t feel like playing bartender. Chill it, pour it over some ice and mind your business. 😂
It’s easy. It’s delicious. It’s Rum Girl approved.
And YES — you can grab it at Happy Cork. Tell Sunshine The Rum Girl®️ sent you. 😉
Cheers! 🥃✨ 🎥 🤫
