10/08/2026
🚨Attention: $100 is on the table.🚨
The Committee has never paid for one before and would like it noted. This is not a bribe. It is a courtesy extended to people with opinions.
A social athletic club is not finished until the people in it say what’s missing. So, for once, the Committee is asking. Pick one:
🏋️ A gym
🧘 Pilates and yoga
🧊 Sauna and cold plunge
💻 Coworking
The Chairman abstained on the grounds that he does not exercise and does not work. The Pro voted for a second court, which was not on the list. The Barman voted for the sauna and declined to say why. Nicole is counting.
Conditions, as minuted:
— Complete the survey. Link in bio. Nicole can tell if you didn’t.
— State your vote in the comments. The Committee prefers its opinions in writing.
— Tag someone who would vote differently. The Committee likes to hear the other side, briefly.
— Follow Goodland. Credit is for members of the account, not visitors to it.
The $100 club credit is waiting for you when we open. Members who vote for coworking are reminded that the bar already has outlets.
— The Committee