Jurassic Junk Removal

05/29/2026

🔥"LOOK WHAT WE FOUND FRIDAY" is BACK! 🔥

☎️ Meet "The World's First Wireless Phone" (because the wire is completely missing 😂)

Just imagine this customer service experience:

👤 "Hello, I'd like to schedule a junk removal pickup."

📞 "Certainly. Please allow 3-5 business days for the operator to connect your call." 😂

At Jurassic Junk Removal, we love finding pieces of the past hiding in garages, basements, and attics.

Every cleanup seems to come with a surprise, and this antique wall-mounted magneto telephone, likely from the late 1890's to early 1910's, might be one of our all-time favorites! 💚🦖

Hit that "Like" Button to see what we find next! 👀

05/20/2026

We love our clients… but some of our clients REALLY love us too. 😳🦖💚

Shoutout to our awesome client Cassie for taking brand loyalty to a whole new level with a fresh Jurassic Junk Removal tattoo 😂🔥

Honestly… we’re flattered. Slightly concerned. But mostly flattered.

At Jurassic Junk Removal, we work hard to leave such a great impression that our customers can’t stop thinking about us… although this may be the first time someone made it permanent 😅

Thanks for the love, Cassie. You officially win “Most Dedicated Client of the Year.” 🏆

05/20/2026

Clutter doesn’t happen overnight. 💤
It sneaks in quietly… until chaos feels normal.

❎ Garage packed?
❎ Basement overflowing?
❎ Spare room unusable?

You don’t have to live like that.
If it’s time to take your space back, we can help.

Call us today at 412-538-7280 and we'll help make... YOUR JUNK. EXTINCT! 🦖🇺🇸

05/19/2026

🚨 Neighborhood Update 🚨

Before anyone calls the cops… we’re not homeless. 😂

We’re just standing on street corners looking for your old couches, broken treadmills, mystery garage boxes, and that hot tub you swore you’d use. 🛋️📦🔥

Need junk gone? Dumpster dropped off? Your spouse finally threatening “it’s me or the clutter”? We can help. 💪🦖

Jurassic Junk Removal — saving marriages, garages, and basements one haul at a time. 😎🛻♻️

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05/19/2026

🙋‍♀️ Be honest… how many of us have "that" room?

You know the one. The “I’ll deal with it later” room. The “just shut the door before guests come over” room. The “if I don’t make eye contact with the junk, it can’t hurt me” room. 😂📦🪑

At Jurassic Junk Removal, we’re basically professional room exorcists. 👻🦖

Old furniture? Gone. Mystery boxes from 2014? Gone. That treadmill doubling as a clothing rack? We see it EVERY day. 😅

No judgment — just fast, friendly junk removal that helps you reclaim your space (and maybe your sanity). 💪✨

Call us today for a free quote and we'll help make... YOUR JUNK. EXTINCT! ♻️

05/18/2026

🏡 300,000 items. Yep… the average U.S. home is packed with that much stuff. 😳

Over time, clutter sneaks up on all of us — old furniture, boxes in the basement, garage overflow, appliances, mattresses, exercise equipment… you name it. Before you know it, your home starts feeling smaller and more stressful.

That’s where we come in! 🦖

We make decluttering easy, fast, and stress-free so you can reclaim your space and breathe a little easier again. Whether it’s one bulky item or a full property cleanout, our team does all the heavy lifting for you 💪

📞 Call us today at 412-538-7280 for your FREE quote and we'll help make… YOUR JUNK. EXTINCT! 🇺🇸

05/15/2026

🐓🚨 LOOK WHAT WE FOUND FRIDAY! 🚨🐓

Today’s AWESOME discovery?

A 6-FOOT-TALL METAL ROOSTER that we named “Cluck Norris”! 😂

This absolute unit is now:

✅ Protecting the front of our building
✅ Silently judging everyone
✅ Waking up neighbors three ZIP codes away (emotionally)

Honestly, we don’t know if this thing is yard décor or the final boss of farm animals. 🤠⚔️

Somewhere, someone’s spouse definitely said:
“Babe… we need a GIANT METAL CHICKEN.”
…and another person actually agreed. 🫡

We haul away a LOT of weird stuff, but this majestic bird just strutted straight into the Jurassic Junk Removal Hall of Fame. 🦖✨

Would you keep him? Or is this rooster getting evicted from your yard too? 👀👇

05/13/2026

💚💚💚 BNI Circle of Excellence - Sewickley, PA - Thank you for the incredible post about Tracy Schumann and Jurassic Junk Removal. We truly appreciate the love & support! 💚💚💚

🌟 BNI Circle of Excellence Feature Presenter of the Week 🌟

Last week, we were proud to feature Tracy Schumann, Founder & CEO of Jurassic Junk Removal!

During his presentation, Tracy shared the history of the junk removal industry, why clutter can be so difficult for people to let go of, and the true cost of clutter — from lost space and productivity to the emotional and psychological weight it can place on individuals and their families.

He shared that at Jurassic Junk Removal, "the work has never been just about removing unwanted items."

The team is often invited into people’s lives during stressful, emotional, and overwhelming moments — whether that’s helping a family after the loss of a loved one, assisting seniors with downsizing, supporting property managers and realtors, or helping businesses clear out years of accumulated clutter.

Their goal is to make a difficult process easier by treating every client with compassion, respect, and understanding - while helping turn overwhelming situations into a sense of relief and a fresh start.

Tracy also spoke about Jurassic Junk Removal’s commitment to giving back to the community and protecting the environment through their landfill diversion efforts. By donating, recycling, and repurposing as much as possible, the company keeps up to 70% of all collected items out of our local landfills - while helping local charities, non-profits and families in need along the way.

📞 Whether you need a single item removed, a full house or office cleanout, or anything in between, one call to 412-538-7280 is all it takes to make… YOUR JUNK. EXTINCT! 🦖🚛

Lastly, don’t forget to stop by Renew Thrift Store when you’re in the area. It’s open Monday–Friday from 10:00 AM – 3:00 PM with weekend shopping available by appointment.

Most importantly, a portion of the proceeds goes back to help the local community. 💚

05/12/2026

🏇🎉 Jurassic Junk Removal is proud to sponsor Orchardview Stables’ upcoming "Night at the Races!" 🎉🏇

Get ready for a night of:

🍽️ Dinner
🐎 Horse Races
🎟️ Raffles
💵 50/50
🍻 Cash bar
…and a whole lot of fun supporting an AMAZING cause ❤️

Even better? Proceeds benefit local veterans & first responders through Orchardview Stables and the It’s About The Warrior Foundation 🇺🇸👏

And because we couldn’t show up empty-handed…
🦖 Jurassic Junk Removal donated a FULL TRUCKLOAD OF JUNK REMOVAL as a prize! 🚛💨

That’s right — one lucky winner gets to point at the clutter and say:
“Yeah… take ALL that.” 😂

📍 Mars VFW
📅 Friday, May 15
⏰ Doors at 5:30 PM | Dinner at 6 PM | Races at 7 PM

🎟️ $40 in advance | $50 at the door
Includes catered dinner & horse naming!

Grab your tickets soon and support a fantastic local event! 👇

🌐 www.orchardviewstables.org

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05/08/2026

🦖⛏️ LOOK WHAT WE FOUND FRIDAY! ⛏️🦖

Today’s excavation uncovered an absolute prehistoric treasure… a wall-mounted T-Rex head! 😱🔥

Some people see junk… we see fossils waiting to be rediscovered! 🏺💪

This dino definitely ruled its kingdom once, and now it’s ready for its next adventure instead of going extinct in storage. 🌎♻️

At Jurassic Junk Removal, you never know what our crew will unearth on the next dig site. From vintage treasures to full-blown Jurassic-sized surprises, every haul has a story. 🦴🚛

Would YOU hang this beast on your wall? If so, you better hurry over to Renew Thrift Store before this prehistoric masterpiece goes extinct!

You can excavate treasures like this inside our Corporate Office at 277 Pittsburgh Road in Butler, Monday–Friday from 10AM–3PM. ⛏️🏺

And the best part? A portion of every sale helps support local non-profits and families in need throughout our community. ❤️♻️

So while you’re uncovering awesome finds, you’re also helping make a difference right here at home.

Once these rare treasures are gone… they’re extinct forever! 👀🔥

04/30/2026

BIG shoutout and THANK YOU to Dale in Mars for the awesome 5-star review! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

We truly appreciate you taking the time to share your experience with us. It means a lot to our team to know our work made a difference—and we’re always glad to help make the process easy and stress-free.

Thanks again, Dale—we’ve got your back anytime you need us! 💪🦖