02/25/2023
1. Two children in their mother's womb saw a d!ck coming in🙄
Baby 1: Heey look, daddy is coming to play with us.
Baby 2: shūt up, u have no sēnse, that's not daddy, is uncle Emmanuel, daddy don't use to cover his face with plastic while coming to play with us... U will see, this one will not give us milk when he finish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2: A 5yrs old son catch their parents having s£× in the night 🙄
Boy: Heey, dad, what are u doing??
Dad: oh son, am putting fuel in ur Mom stomach 🙄
Boy: wow, that means mom stomach contain a lot of fuel bcuz i saw uncle Richard putting that same fuel in the morning when u went to work 🙄🙄
Mom: faīnted 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸
3. After service on Sunday a wife saw her husband sitting in the garden so sād, she got concerned and walk to him an ask..
Wife: honey what's the matter why are you so sād?😥😥
Husband: our pastor confessiøn is making me feel sād 😥😥
Wife: what's that??
Husband: pastor cønfessed that he has slept with all the women in the church except one woman bcuz she has the fear of God 😥😥😥
Wife: maybe she's sister Mary bcuz she like doing Holy Holy... don't mind that Holy mary....
Husband faīnted 🤸🤸🤣🤣🤣
4. If your plans is to laugh and skip and not following my profile, get ready, your crush will skip
