06/07/2026
The kids have been yelling “SIX SEVEN” like it unlocks a secret level at recess, and after extensive research, interviews, and staring blankly into the abyss, we have determined that it means… ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
So in honor of 6/7, here are 6 or 7 safety tips, because apparently numbers are vibes now:
1. Check your smoke alarms.
2. Don’t leave the grill unattended unless you want dinner with a side of flashing red lights.
3. Hydrate before your body starts sending “low battery” alerts.
4. Don’t plug 67 things into one outlet. That power strip is tired, boss. Let it rest before it turns into a spicy noodle.
5. Keep candles away from curtains, pets, and chaotic little hands.
6. Wear sunscreen. Lobster is a food group, not a skin tone.
7. And for the love of everything holy, have a plan if something goes wrong.
Stay safe. Stay hydrated. And if your kid says “six seven” 47 times today, just know we’re praying for you!
SIX SEVEN!